Thursday, December 23, 2010

Unfathomably Murderous

“Okay, I understand why you’re angry...”

“Angry? Angry was ten minutes ago! I am furious. I am unfathomably murderous!”

“You need to calm down and listen to me,” said James. “There’s...”

“Don’t tell me to calm down. Don’t talk to me like a child, especially not after that stunt. If we get out of this any time soon, I am never speaking to you again. Do you know why?”

“Um...”

“Because you’ll be dead, and I don’t speak to dead people!”


-Chapter 29

52 comments:

  1. I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU FOR POSTING THIS!!! It made me laugh and it kinda shows you exactly how much I refresh... update soon this chapter is going to be EPIC!!!

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  2. You are the greatest person alive for posting this. you must update really really soon.
    I love the orange profile

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  3. ok, did someone mentioned having a dream about an update before? because I just woke up from one (yeah, time zones). So, in my dream I wake up and of course there is a new chapter. but I decide not to read it right away (what is wrong with me in this dream??). I read comments here first, and they're all NEGATIVE. like really, really bad, because of some outrageous James/Carlotta action I guess. everyone says the new chapter is just awful and they want to go back to before you posted it. Don't ask me why, it's some weird dream me, but I start to laugh really hard. And then.... I woke up for real and laughed even harder.

    Yeah, that was strange.

    So now I'm just gonna read the REAL chapter. And it's probably great, but I didn't read the comments (just in case).

    J

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  4. Whoa, I love this new background!

    Omg, I love that you posted this! I feel like I just watched Deathly Hallows Pt1 (Ch 28) and I am now anxiously awaiting Deathly Hallows Pt2 (Ch 29).

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  5. J- That was me having a dream about an update! INCEPTION! I'm telling you!

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  6. I love this little excerpt from the next chapter! This is just So Lily and James and it makes me so excited for the next chapter! I dearly hope you will get a chance to update soon because I am dying to read more! :)

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  7. Aww the update made my WEEK.
    Merry Christmas everybody :')

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  8. Now, that is LILY and James, right? Not secretly Remus again....haha. No, I feel PRETTY confident in saying that it's Lily, b/c it sounds SO like her.

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  9. @Jasu: Wow. Absolutely perfect. The laughing one is my favorite. (:

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  10. Gaspard Ulliel is a lot of peoples' James, and he's pretty damn close to the one in my head. But I don't want to commit to him, lol, because I'm thinking someday, somewhere, I'm going to find the perfect James, lol. Still. Super smexy =)

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  11. Bree, stop trying to manipulate me with excessive JGL gifs.

    Wait, no, carry on...

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  12. Manipulate? Me? Never.

    I don't do that. Nope. Not I.

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  13. Okay so I finally read the chapter! It was marvelous! It just took me ages to read it, because the moment I opened the chapter a friend suddenly had drama to talk about, which suddenly turned into a 4 hour conversation.

    I also like your new background it's very pretty.

    And your little spoiler is hilarious. Perhaps it's because I've said something along those lines to a friend of mine once... haha

    -Jenn

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  14. read and reviewed :) made my red-eye so much better.
    can't wait for the l/j scenes in the next 2 chapters.

    and this is totally james.

    http://www.lahiguera.net/cinemania/actores/jonathan_bennett/fotos/1168/jonathan_bennett.jpg

    http://26.media.tumblr.com/a2PbBXLB1qjl0zjsUcrTIIs5o1_500.jpg

    http://boyculture.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c2ca253ef0120a60056d7970c-400wi

    black messy hair, hazel eyes, skinny, HOT, crooked smile.
    i even ps'ed glasses into a couple of his pics once....not something i ever thought i'd admit.

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  15. His hair is brown and not messy. Looks more like a Remus, a bit too pretty in my opinion

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  16. Isn't he the guy they wanted to play Edward Cullen before they gave the part to Rob Pattinson?

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  17. black hair in the first pic.

    remus, really? hmmm. i always thought remus would be scruffy.
    jake from one tree hill
    http://eemmaarn.blogg.se/images/2009/18873640_39993127.jpg

    sirius- tim from friday night lights
    http://www.taylorkitsch.net/gallery/albums/userpics/10066/fnl_1001_052.jpg

    peter- craig from mcleods daughters
    http://www.topnews.in/files/images/Luke-Ford1.jpg

    snape- jess from gilmore girls
    http://www.wallpaperstag.com/wallpapers/milo_ventimiglia-1600x1200.jpg

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  18. Milo as SNAPE. Noooo he's too angelic. And his hair is silky smooth.

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  19. BITCH NO!

    Sorry, that was aggressive.

    Milo is, however, my one true love (no, he's not. JGL is my one true love. As is Brandon Flowers. WHATEVER, he's on the list), and there is NO way he is Snape. If Snape looked like Milo, he wouldn't be a social outcast. WAY too attractive.

    We'll let lovable Alan Rickman slide.

    Milo is much more Sirius, for me at least, than Snape.

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  20. That's so ironic that some people thing of MiloV as Snape, because he's always been my go-to for James. I mean, come on... sexy.

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  21. And my Sirius has always been a less Gossip Girl-ed Ed Westwick. Except not so much anymore because it's started to dawn on me how large Ed's head is. It's way bigger than a basketball, and that's no good. But, all that aside, when he's not so coifed and speaking in his real Brit voice Ed Westwick is very, very sexy.

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  22. Actually, I don't mind the guy they got for OotP flashback. That is literally the only part of the OotP flashback (OR LACK THEREOF ASLDKGJLWQKEHR%QWLERLWKEREQWLKHLQWKHRLKWQHELRKQHEWR) that I don't mind.

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  23. Haha, agreed. Bad flashback, mildly sexy James Potter. But the Sirius they picked was dreadful. Worse than dreadful. He was chubby and had this odd bouncy curly hair in a Napolean-Era 'do that made me throw up in my mouth a little.

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  24. maybe not milo as jess, but milo as peter petrelli from heroes looks snapeishly slick to me. a very good-looking snape nonetheless.
    http://api.ning.com/files/UzkNFlVhQbH3wydIg-PsQHSI3dgnb8BPISGIFiC0iU9hkBh*Zzkup2q2lpG5ukHhagoDD67YCui1wHruwHzdJBSbB1t*UkeV/peterPetrelli7.jpg

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  25. the snape in my head is good-looking.
    pale, oversized clothes, greasy hair, pointy nose, "batlike" as an adult. but not an ugly face.

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  26. Milo as SNAPE? Okay, you have lost it girl. Take a deep breather. Alan Rickman is my only Snape.

    Speaking of: Freaking LOVED the chapter. The interview lady's comment made me laugh, when she was like, "How long have you been together?" and James said: "Oh, since like 9 this morning. 7 hours or something".
    I DIED :-))

    My James will always be either RJ Berger:
    http://www.columbusalive.com/live/content/features/stories/2010/05/27/tv-review-hard-time-of-rj-berger.html
    OR
    Scott Moir:
    http://fotki.yandex.ru/users/fs-collection/view/161090/?page=0
    OR
    Darren Criss: ((lame, I know!))
    http://www.tvfanatic.com/2010/09/darren-criss-cast-on-glee-to-play/

    So yeh, I'm thinking you should update by.. January 4th. Cause that's my birthday :-))
    -Charlie

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  27. @Charlie remind me to wish you a happy birthday, because it's my BFF's birthday too!

    Also, besides MiloV, I've sometimes pictured Jensen Ackles as James. Like, young Jensen from Dark Angel days.

    Example:
    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_iNqF5RnBjP8/RrlviACh_pI/AAAAAAAAAE8/bkJq6DY9tZc/s1600/jensen-ackles.jpg

    And with glasses:
    http://images.buddytv.com/battleImages/b3000033/1150416/4a7f8f3c-9a99-46b0-8ada-923786906419glassesjensen_ackles_01.jpg

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  28. my birthday's today, actually! :) I forgot to write it in the review, but: BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER.

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  29. I'm always late to the party, man!

    Happy Birthday, silver_thunderbird!

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  30. @charlieschluz
    milo looks death-eatery on heroes
    eg. http://media.photobucket.com/image/recent/HMRBadDevil/l_5a378bb89a7427ed30f8be1ee59a820c.jpg

    i can see rj berger as james. moir is a little goofy looking for me.
    and i can totally jensen ackles as james. especially since his wife was a gorgeous redhead on one tree hill.

    happy birthday!

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  31. @chubbypotato (aka llama girl to me! :-)) I freaking adore llamas. And alpachas))

    Yes. I see where you're coming from now. Never watched Heroes, because whatsherfaceHaydengirl pisses me off, so I only picture absolutely adorable Jess.

    Scott Moir is my favourite thing, other than Bruce Springsteen, in the universe :-))

    @silver_thunderbird: HAPPYHAPPYHAPPYBIRTHDAY!
    @kneelb4todd: that would just be the best day ever, eh? you'd have a bday party, I'd have one, and then BADABING someLifeandTime James Potter :-))

    I know what I'M wishing for next candle-blow-out.. and it isn't the Leafs winning the Stanly Cup like normal. I've given up on that.

    TWOFREAKINGDAYSTILLCHRISTMAS!
    -Charlie

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  32. Jules, just out of curiosity (though I'm sure people have probably asked this before), did Carlotta's name come from The Little Mermaid? If it did, I love the parallel!

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  33. i loved this chapeter!! can't wait for the next one :) but i have one question, and i don't know if you'll answer this..but will Lily find about Carlotta next chapter?

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  34. I can't wait for a Lily/Carlotta smackdown. Will it happen? ;D

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  35. This is a tad random but is Sarah McKinnon the Sarah that James lost his virginity to?

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  36. I know that people think that ^ is Lily threatening James, but I think it is Alice. It sounds like one of her rants.

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  37. Hmmm... I kind of agree with anonymous above me here. We were totally wrong about the "Angst-ing" section coming from Sirius... so maybe this is Alice.... It does sound like her...

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  38. So reading through these comments and looking at these pictures, I had a thought suddenly strike me...

    Does my "type" of skinny but muscular with dark and wild hair and a quirky smile (stemming from a good sense of humor) stem from reading Harry Potter fanfiction?? I mean...I was all of 13 when I first read the books and 15 when I started reading fanfiction, and I've always been hopelessly in love with James...And now I'm 23 and apparently haven't outgrown it yet. Which I'm okay with, I think. :D

    @Charlie - I understand the Darren Criss comment. I got to see him perform A Very Potter Musical live. Let me tell you, he's even more impressive in person.

    ~Monica

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  39. @ 2 Anonomous... you might be right. That does sound a lot like Alice and Jules likes to trick us. Now that I think about it it does sound a lot like an Alice rant... hmmm.

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  40. Do you wanna know who it is? It's no major spoiler. I'll tell ya if ya want. =)

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  41. @Monica: Oh man, I am so freaking jealous right now. Holy cow. You lucky duck! :-))
    And yes, I imagine he's reallyrathervery totally MORE awesome in person.

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  42. Yes Jules, I definitely want to know.

    I think it's Alice as well.

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  43. Its Lily, lol. But she's not yelling at him for his "plan," as seen at the end of the last chapter.

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  44. @charlieschluz
    i saw moir and virtue live during the summer and got my pic taken with them :D they're awesome.

    it's an alpaca. they're so cute. llamas spit a lot which makes them less cute to me.

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  45. Oh that means they are in another situation they need to get out of.... AWESOME :) Can't wait

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  46. @chubbypotato
    A picture with Scott Moir and Tessa Virtue?
    I am so fucking jealous!

    - PC

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  47. @ Jules: Not yelling at him because of the plan? I am most perplexed. *Sigh*

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  48. Jules,

    You said that lily will find out 1 of the 2 James related developments in 29. Is that why she's "unfathomably murderous"?

    Thanks!
    Justine

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  49. @alpachagirl: I AM SOOO JEALOUS. Good lord, they're like my freaking heroes. They just.. man even if we hadn't beat the US ((no offence to any Americans out there)) in hockey, I would have ADORED Vancouver2010, JUST because they were there.
    UGH. Waves of jealousy pooling over me. Give me a second.

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  50. @alpachagirl: I AM SOOO JEALOUS. Good lord, they're like my freaking heroes. They just.. man even if we hadn't beat the US ((no offence to any Americans out there)) in hockey, I would have ADORED Vancouver2010, JUST because they were there.
    UGH. Waves of jealousy pooling over me. Give me a second.

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