As much as I love absolutely everything about AVPM and AVPS, I think Malfoy is the best. I was literally having a conversation today, where someone said "Mars," and I just busted up laughing.
It's. on. Mars. You need a rocket ship. Do YOU have a rocket ship, Potter?
I bet you do. You know, not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died.
Yes! People can't say "rocket ship" or "Mars" to me without evoking laughter. Malfoy and Voldemort are the best part of AVPM. And Lucius is my absolute favorite in AVPS.
Damn, now I have to go watch it. My favorite scene will always be in AVMP, Act 2, scene 2. "Lucius Malloy's boy? Haha! Are you serious? Don't make me laugh! I'm pissing!"
"How do you suggest we get my Death Eaters into your little daycare center. And DON'T say a giant slide or a trampoline....because we already tried those.
"By the end of tomorrow night, Albus Dumbledore will be dead." "Yes. And I'll have my rocketship?" "When the technology is available." "And you have to be my slave for a whole day starting now!"
"NOO! YOU LITTLE SHIT! You got me! You got me! That is so embarrassing! That's the second time that that's happened! That's why I hate Unbreakable Curses!"
omygod and i love cedric's little shrug/smile, (which will now totally make me think of Luke, even though Luke in my head is kind of Sam Page-y) when Dumbledore goes: "What the HELL is a Hufflepuff?"
Bitch, are you TRYING to kill me?!?!? I can't even look at that gif for more than five seconds--it might actually be TOO attractive. Mad giggling is an understatement.
The normal people (who are currently sleeping) are going to wake up to a bunch of posts. I hope the majority didn't want the other excerpt and hunt me down. Or am I being conceited again?
OH MY GOD THIS WAS AWESOME!!!! hahahahahaha<--(me, while I was reading this). I think you PRETTY much just quoted all my fav parts...except, perhaps, "Yep, that's piss! Wait, was I drinking piss?!?!?!"
And, okay, there are probably a lot of others, but that one made me LOL a LOT :)
Also, just went to make coffee singing, "Hermione can't draw, Hermione can't draw, Hermione cannot draw, She only reads books and she cannot draw even if she's reading a how-to-draw book."
So very sad that I missed all the AVPM talk. I needed to contribute something however:
FLOO POWDER POWER, FLOO POWDER POWER, FLOO POWDER POWER, FLOO POWDER POWER! - But in Spiderman 3 everything sucks and falls to shit! I don't want my life to be like Spiderman 3, god, I hated that movie. - "You're not invincible Harry someone died in this tournament." "I'm the Boy Who Lived not Died. Gawd" - "No it's not that. It's Hermione! It's just like, I can't get her out of my head. and everytime I look at her I get these pains in my chest and I just know it's her fault. That Bitch!" - I love all of you guys....except you, Draco, I can't fucking stand you.
For Cedric Diggery...Puff the Magic Dragon. For Cho Chang...Figment the Imaginary Dragon For Draco Malfoy...the Reluctant Dragon For Harry Potter...HUNGARIANHORNTAILMOSTTERRIFYINGTHINGYOU'LLEVERSEEINYOURLIFE"
LOL at all the quotes. My favorite little speech is Harry's from AVPS before they sing "Now Way"
"No way? You listen to me now. For eleven years, I was just a douchebag locked underneath some stairs. But this year, I found out I'm a wizard. I'm famous. I can fly, and I can turn invisible, and I just traveled the fuck back in time. So Fuck You, Draco, how's that for a happy thought?"
You see what's happening to you in it. It's you getting hit in the head with a Quaffle. Don't you feel foolish?
ReplyDeleteLook. That's me. That one. That's me. And I'm in the background laughing and pointing at you. We're having a right good time, aren't we?
ReplyDeletePay special attention to the shading on your sweater, it's rather good.
ReplyDeleteIt's actually quite good.
It's probably- It's probably the best I've ever done.
Actually... can I have that back?
ReplyDeleteWait... I'm taking it! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT, POTTER?! I've stolen your favorite drawing!
Look, what do you think of this!
ReplyDelete(rips drawing)
No! Goyle, paste it! Now look what you've done, Potter. You wait 'til my father hears about this!
As much as I love absolutely everything about AVPM and AVPS, I think Malfoy is the best. I was literally having a conversation today, where someone said "Mars," and I just busted up laughing.
ReplyDeleteIt's. on. Mars. You need a rocket ship. Do YOU have a rocket ship, Potter?
I bet you do. You know, not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died.
ReplyDeleteYes! People can't say "rocket ship" or "Mars" to me without evoking laughter. Malfoy and Voldemort are the best part of AVPM. And Lucius is my absolute favorite in AVPS.
Rocket ship Potter! Starkid Potter! Moon shoes Potter! Traversing the galaxy with intergalactic trips to pigfarts!
ReplyDeleteOh, God, I do love that Voldemort/Umbridge. damn it, I'm like a five year old on sugar. Now I'm all hyper and can't calm down.
Damn, now I have to go watch it. My favorite scene will always be in AVMP, Act 2, scene 2. "Lucius Malloy's boy? Haha! Are you serious? Don't make me laugh! I'm pissing!"
ReplyDeleteThat whole part is epic. "Now TWO PEOPLE ARE MAD AT MEEEEEE..."
ReplyDeleteLOL! I laugh every time I think about that scene.
ReplyDelete"How do you suggest we get my Death Eaters into your little daycare center. And DON'T say a giant slide or a trampoline....because we already tried those.
"By the end of tomorrow night, Albus Dumbledore will be dead."
ReplyDelete"Yes. And I'll have my rocketship?"
"When the technology is available."
"And you have to be my slave for a whole day starting now!"
"NOO! YOU LITTLE SHIT! You got me! You got me! That is so embarrassing! That's the second time that that's happened! That's why I hate Unbreakable Curses!"
ReplyDeleteRandomly, but also awesomely:
ReplyDelete"Let's watch 'She's All That,' I've never seen the beginning..."
LOL. "Squirt? Ugh, never mind! I'll stay dehydrated."
ReplyDelete"Get your head in the game, Weasley!"
ReplyDelete"You're acting like Garfield on a Monday!"
ReplyDelete"You think killing people might make them like you.... but it doesn't. it just makes them dead."
ReplyDelete^ LOL, that's the best one.
ReplyDelete"So, you're Thomas Jefferson and I'm your Sally Hemings,is that it?"
Bitch, I aint cho chang!
ReplyDeleteThat's Lavender Brown! Racist sister!
ReplyDeleteomygod and i love cedric's little shrug/smile, (which will now totally make me think of Luke, even though Luke in my head is kind of Sam Page-y) when Dumbledore goes: "What the HELL is a Hufflepuff?"
ReplyDeleteLol, tumblr stalking alert, and I don't think the AVPM quoting is TOO distracting...........
ReplyDeleteBut the fact that you literally KILLED me with JGL feat. guitar is probably going to be more of an issue.
And holy shit I just clicked on it and had a heart attack. GOOD GOD WOMAN!
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc34vtp4BS1qbggqv.gif
ReplyDeleteYES! Every time I watch it, I think of Luke. I can't even explain WHY.
Sam Page? HELLO, Luke!
LMAO! I saw it on my homepage and stared at it for minutes before I got click the reblog button. Jesus.
ReplyDeleteI just spent two minutes watching that gif and giggling... every. single. fucking. time. itissolatemybrainisgoingtoexplode
ReplyDeleteit's not even that late lol. i have issues.
ReplyDeleteLOL! It's only 2:12, Jules! Euphoric giggling doesn't start for me until 4.
ReplyDeleteYeaaaahhh.... euphoric giggling is like... 11 am for me.
ReplyDeleteYou stay up until 11 am?!
ReplyDeleteOMG I just found the best fucking JGL gif. NOW I'm giggling like mad.
no, like.... the next morning. ANYWAYS--
ReplyDeleteBitch, are you TRYING to kill me?!?!? I can't even look at that gif for more than five seconds--it might actually be TOO attractive. Mad giggling is an understatement.
LOL. Yes, I am. And in doing so I have killed myself. Fuck, man. I can't.
ReplyDeleteI forgot what I was gonna do.
I AM IN A RAAAAAGE!
ReplyDeleteSTOPITSNOTFUNNYWHYISHEINUNIFORMWITHAMUSICALINSTRUMENTTHATSNOTLEGAL
ReplyDeleteOHMYFUCK. I can't stop. I can't look away. There are some that should just be labeled "porn".
ReplyDeleteLol! Guys the fact that it's 10:30 here and you're STILL awake is really weirdd
ReplyDeleteKilling me just makes me dead, Bree.
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't make you like me :-/
ReplyDeleteweeeeeeeellllllllllllllll.....
ReplyDeletea little.
Would that technically make me a masochist?
Also, Anonymous, I cannot guarantee that I am, in fact, awake. i might be sleep-tying this.
pshhhhh he's not that hot. he's like... okay. Mediocre.
ReplyDeleteLOLZ.
Yep, you're just enjoying this torture. Don't deny it.
ReplyDeleteAly & AJ just came on shuffle, forcing me to confront the fact that I have Aly & AJ on my iTunes.
ReplyDeleteK, I'm gonna post an excerpt in repayment for the JGL porn.
Do you want something cute or something that's gonna make you throw things at me until I update?
Ah, fuck. Both are my favorite. Shit. Okay, okay. Um... something cute!
ReplyDeleteOMG LOL. I refreshed the page and for a second I thought the excerpt began with "Hey, Potter. Hey, Potter."
ReplyDeleteNo, I don't need to go to bed. Nope. Why do you ask?
Both!
ReplyDeleteDon't you feel foolish, Bree?
ReplyDeleteWe're having a right good time, aren't we, Jules?
ReplyDeleteThis is a dangerous and vicious cycle....
ReplyDeleteIt's a new post, btw, in case you're refreshing this page. I wanted to retain italics.
ReplyDeleteThe normal people (who are currently sleeping) are going to wake up to a bunch of posts. I hope the majority didn't want the other excerpt and hunt me down. Or am I being conceited again?
ReplyDeleteOH MY GOD THIS WAS AWESOME!!!! hahahahahaha<--(me, while I was reading this). I think you PRETTY much just quoted all my fav parts...except, perhaps, "Yep, that's piss! Wait, was I drinking piss?!?!?!"
ReplyDeleteAnd, okay, there are probably a lot of others, but that one made me LOL a LOT :)
Lol <3 Lupin.
ReplyDeleteAlso, just went to make coffee singing, "Hermione can't draw, Hermione can't draw, Hermione cannot draw, She only reads books and she cannot draw even if she's reading a how-to-draw book."
So very sad that I missed all the AVPM talk. I needed to contribute something however:
ReplyDeleteFLOO POWDER POWER, FLOO POWDER POWER, FLOO POWDER POWER, FLOO POWDER POWER!
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But in Spiderman 3 everything sucks and falls to shit! I don't want my life to be like Spiderman 3, god, I hated that movie.
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"You're not invincible Harry someone died in this tournament."
"I'm the Boy Who Lived not Died. Gawd"
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"No it's not that. It's Hermione! It's just like, I can't get her out of my head. and everytime I look at her I get these pains in my chest and I just know it's her fault. That Bitch!"
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I love all of you guys....except you, Draco, I can't fucking stand you.
OH WAIT: ((BEST))
ReplyDeleteFor Cedric Diggery...Puff the Magic Dragon.
For Cho Chang...Figment the Imaginary Dragon
For Draco Malfoy...the Reluctant Dragon
For Harry Potter...HUNGARIANHORNTAILMOSTTERRIFYINGTHINGYOU'LLEVERSEEINYOURLIFE"
LOL at all the quotes. My favorite little speech is Harry's from AVPS before they sing "Now Way"
ReplyDelete"No way? You listen to me now. For eleven years, I was just a douchebag locked underneath some stairs. But this year, I found out I'm a wizard. I'm famous. I can fly, and I can turn invisible, and I just traveled the fuck back in time. So Fuck You, Draco, how's that for a happy thought?"
I am Jesse McCartney. ;)
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