Questions, Questions, Quesssttionnsss

Here are some FAQs of late that I would like to take this opportunity--me being sick in bed--to answer.

You--Jules--said that Chapter 35 is gonna be epic. Are James and Carlotta going to break up then?

No. James and Carlotta's break up is NOT scheduled for Chapter 35.

Here are some things that you CAN expect from Chapter 35:

A kiss between two people who are not dating (one of whom is dating someone else)

The return of Colista Black

A Frank and Alice cameo

Suckiness

Not a James/Carlotta break up

When are you going to update, Jules?

When is ur face going to update?

(AKA idk, sorry)

I typically update around once a month. Although I try to be quicker, I usually fail

Is the guy at the beginning of the prologue Luke?

This has received much speculation and is the forerunner amongst theories, especially in Luke's small but vocal fan club possibly consisting only of Todd. It has not, however, been confirmed.

Regarding the last line of Chapter 31: 

"He did. Right?"

Lily's question is kind of rhetorical. It's like, "I'll get over it. It can't be too hard. He did it, yeah?" Not that she really honestly believes it's gonna be a piece of cake, but like that's what she's saying to put a brave face on it. At any rate, it was not intended to be read, "He got over me, right? Right? RIGHT?! ANSWER ME NOW, BITCHES!" I think the italicization of "right," might have made that confusing, and I apologize!

Why is Sirius calling Lily "Snitch" and Carlotta "Quaffle?"

Chapter 19, "The Quaffle and the Snitch," has James quoting his dear old mother as saying, "Don't chase the Quaffle if you see the Snitch." Although, as Reginald Cattermole points out, James is a chaser and he would get in trouble for catching the snitch. But, as James would observe, "It's a metaphor, damn it."

Why is Sirius opposed to Puppy Killing (James/Carlotta)?

Obviously because his animagus form is a dog

This is actually a very complicated question. I know it seems like kind of a cop out to some people, having Sirius a L/J shipper at this stage, but this will be dealt with in greater detail throughout seventh year, so I won't talk about it too much here and now. Just know that I have thought this through, and it's not solely for all the comic potential (although, of course, I enjoy that). I will say that a small part of it is that Sirius disliked James/Carlotta for the same reason that most of you guys dislike it (more than Lily/Luke, for example). There is a certain degree of THREAT to Carlotta, because she's Carlotta (I mean, not really, L/J4life and all that, but you know what I mean), and Sirius doesn't want his best mate taken away. So, why he would then support James/Lily is really what sort of gets figured out later on. 

Was Shelley sincere about wanting to make up with Carlotta?

Negative (for now).

okay, there are probably, and by probably I mean definitely, more, but I can't find them immediately with minimum effort so if anybody else has a question, feel free to ask. 

Love and cookies,

Jules