Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Excerpt 4/6

“She’s really nice, too.”
 “Mmm.”
 “And pretty...”
 “Okay, you’re not being subtle, Lily.”
 Lily tried to look innocent. “I don’t know what you mean.”
 “I mean, I know what you’re doing, and it’s not going to work.”
 “What am I doing?”
 “You’re... implying.”
 Lily raised her eyebrows. “What am I implying?”
 “Something ridiculous and impossible and not even worth mentioning.”

313 comments:

  1. REMUS AND CLANCY??

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  2. OH OH OH OH O HO OHOHOHHOHOHHOHHOHOHOOHO
    Lindsay has an idea. Infidelity flies. Remus and Clancy would be infidelity, and in our eyes that would definitely fly.

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  4. You can't give us a puzzle we can't solve Jules. We're like the Nick Cage of fanfiction.

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  5. AHHHHHHHHHH! REMUS!!!!!!

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  6. Remus and Clancy!! though I don't think infidelity...remember lily will be cockblock lily before matchmaker lily, though this does seem to point against my donna/lathe/penpal theory (sadness, i know)

    at some point in 32 i think clancy learns that charlie plex is a baby-punching tool and breaks it up to set up matchmaking lily

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  7. Sirius and who? I never thought about that.

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  8. New favorite thing Bree trolling Jules. It is a glorious thing that she is the one being trolled for once. All of your sneaky spoilers that we are just left to ponder....

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  9. Alexa Kyle perhaps?...For Sirius I mean.

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  10. ya... i could always... not spoil?

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  11. @Anonymous, I love Alexa Kyle. I just love using her for random shit in the story. I should do a search to see how many times I just use Alexa Kyle for RANDOM things.

    she's my favorite OC, prolly =P

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  12. http://oi56.tinypic.com/jpy8tl.jpg

    -Lauren

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  13. is that a clue Jules?

    OO, new theory....lily cockblocks sirius and alexa during Head Girl patrols, then decides to try to get them to date...which sirius points out that they had a lovely date going before cockblock

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  14. No don't not spoil, I just like being in the know for once. It's fun. I feel powerful.

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  15. @Sarah, lol no that was just a random observation on my part.

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  16. Well it would have been amusing....still sounds like Remus more than Sirius

    “Something ridiculous and impossible and not even worth mentioning.” sounds like remus

    Sirius would make a comment about not being tied down to one girl or not being the monogamous type

    @lauren - love it

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  17. @potato, well, Alexa Kyle was looking "awfully fit" that morning.

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  18. lol shut up.
    She skipped a year.
    Cos she's smart.

    Lol, no I just love her.

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  19. Wait... no she's not. She's a 7th year.

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  20. "...Prudence’s group consisted of two seventh year Ravenclaws, Valerie Turpin and Alexa Kyle..."

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  21. Although that's a really confusingly worded passage.
    Valerie and Alexa Kyle are 7th years.
    Prudence and Daniela are sixth years.
    Meghan is a Hufflepuff 7th eyar.

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  22. *shrug* Even JKR had issues with her years haha.
    XD

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  23. NVM...its all figured out now haha

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  24. Jules, you should know this blog is a godsend when dealing with insomnia...very entertaining esp when there is nothing happening on a wednesday night at 2 am

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  25. highly confused by what i suspect is a tumbler conversation, owell, it's late

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  26. Yes, more puppy killing shennanigans.

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  27. eh well, as much as I am on Team Puppy in regards to LAT, I'm not a fan (scared) of dogs (*runs and hides, then realizes everyone is asleep, so I'm safe for the time being*)...

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  28. lol, everyone's like, it's REMUS AND CLANCY!1!
    (i think it's Reg Cattermole and Mary Macdonald... she's in a funk at the mo', Lily knows Reg is a nice guy who will cheer her up with his longhorn-beetle-ness... IT STARtS TO MAKE SENSE!)
    haha, all this sepculation is fun, i can see why you guys do it.

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  29. i...meant speculation there...
    (goes and cries over bad spelling)

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  30. How does this have 40 comments already?!

    I didn't even know there was a new post!

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  31. Okay... when I first read that I immediately thought of Remus and Clancy. But then again, Clancy is not single (hate Charlie Plex!), so would Lily really tell Remus how cute and nice she is if she's not single. Well... I don't know. I would love it if it was Remus and Clancy, but it could be Reg and Mary (like 12:04 said). You know what... I'm rubbish at this, because I never get it right anyway! Lol! Just ignore this!

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  32. I was going to say Mary and Reg too, but upon further reading it sounds more like Remus.

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  33. Reg and Lily don't have that close of a relationship, yet, so I'm guessing Remus and Clancy.

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  34. Anyone else think of Chief Wiggum every time they read the name Clancy?

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  35. @Kayla 2.7 you just perverted Clancy/Remus romance for me. And it was once so cute.

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  36. It's possible Lily doesn't know that Clancy has a boyfriend. Mary is usually her source of gossip, but Mary's out of it at the moment.

    SO it could happen like this: Lily tries to convinve Remus to ask out Clancy (hence playing matchmaker) but THEN finds out about Plex, and then cockblocks Remus.

    Yea or nay?

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  37. Ok Jules a request: Can you please only give excerpts from the beginning of chapters? Like, say the first 1/4 of the chapter or something? Then we (I) wouldn't feel so spoiler'd :/

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  38. @Anon 3.45 - I agree. It's only logical solution. And I really think Sirius would react quite differently.

    And btw, I've only noticed new post now. That's what people call being oblivious.

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  39. It does sound like Remus, especially a sort of desperate!tortured!Remus who has obviously thought about and finally convinced himself against pursuing Clancy because it's sort of against etiquette rules. Of course these "rules" do NOT apply to Carlotta, because really, these rules are just a set of guidelines set up by those insecure in their relationship,[i]you[/i] know, like manners and chivalry.
    Maybe it could be seen as a testament to how much James does like Carlotta that he actually [i]tries[/i] to quote her, unlike the girl Lily rescued him from. Along those same lines, what's with him dating such odd girls? Is there an instant when he just dates a completely normal Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw?

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  40. ok, so I massively messed up (alliteration is always better) the whole italics attempt; anyone wanna help the noob?

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  41. It should be < > around the i and /i, not [ ] :) (I think)

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  42. I don't think it's Reg, he's not as... um... eloquent as Remus. Also doesn't he kinda have a thing for Lily. I feel that their conversations would have slightly more awkward twinge to it.

    Plus I can just picture Remus saying the last line so exasperatedly :D

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  43. @Zenitram: I always use em and /em, with <> around them.

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  44. The obvious guess is Remus, but knowing Jules and her excerpts, it could be someone totally unexpected.


    So im throwing in Shelly just for the sake of it :D Lily pairing Shelly up with a guy? HAHAHA

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  45. THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS REMUS.

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  46. Lol ok just read through the rest of the previous post after I went to bed. I was 505 lol. Just so you know, I didn't go off in an offended huff or anything, I simply went to bed as it was 1am here :) I figured it was a typo - I definitely didn't think you were being a bitch! - and I guess I was trying to be funny or something. Clearly I failed there. I didn't ACTUALLY cry lol. In fact I laughed quite a lot at your response :D

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  47. @347--this is from pretty early in the chapter....

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  48. so Jenn how did your french exam go ? Ça s'est bien passé ?

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  49. it definatly sounds like Remus but it seems extremely unlikely that lily would encourage Remus to go for Clancy when she was with charlie plex... So I don't know. (when I read clancy I think of ms clancy - my old crazy irish teacher)
    Anyway i should probably stop reading exerpts and stuff because I think they spoiled the last chapter - just a little bit.

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  50. Anyone else remember something about a love octogon or some other geometric shape? Remus clancy and Charlie Alex could be a part of it

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  51. I BELIEVE that they are actually one of the sixteen thousand love triangles i mentioned this year, quite apart from the love... pentagon? Was it a pentagon? I don't even know anymore.

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  52. lmaoo Jules I remember it being something like a cyclopentane with a methyl group lol

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  53. I read "Charlie Alex" and for a second was like, wait who's Alex? But...typo. I get it.

    And I think it was a dodecahedron, Jules ;)

    http://mathforum.org/alejandre/workshops/dodecahedron.net.gif

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  54. Jules... I just converted one of my Aussie friends to your story... she just went on crazy person rant on my LJ about how you've taken over her life ;-P I tried to tell her how addicting it is, but I don't think she believed me until her brains melted.

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  55. @Frenchie: it went well! I think... I mean I had to write a couple long response questions and I knew what I was talking about, but that doesn't necessarily mean that it's the right direction. Profs are weird like that. But thanks for asking!

    The dodecahedron isn't enough anymore! How about hexacontagon (it has 60 sides) or a megagon (it has 1,000,000 sides!)

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  56. Lol, Todd. I also converted one of my coworkers/friend to read it. She caught up in less than a week. It was crazy. We talked about it all the way to work the other day. And then kept making references to it while talking to guests. Haha. It was so awesome.

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  57. @Megan weird question: are you the same Megan who review splurged me yesterday?

    And yeah, isn't it so awesome to convert someone to LAT? (that sounded vaguely cultish) It's like you're changing their lives forever. Nothing will ever be the same.

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  58. Marks of a cult:
    1. Extrabiblical Authority: Jules' words are law.
    2. Works Salvation/Legalism: The only way to attain salvation is to read LAT until memorized.
    3. No Assurance of Salvation: However the memorization of it still probably won't be enough
    4. Guru-Type Leader/Modern Prophet: JUMBLEDORE. 'Nuff said.
    5. Vacillating, Ambiguous Doctrines/Spiritual Deception: Lily and James are real people and Jules may or may not have known them in the 70s.
    6. Exclusivity from/Denunciation of Other Groups: No other fanfic will ever be as good. NEVER.
    7. Claims of Special Discoveries/Additional Revelation: Sirius Black isn't actually a 13 year-old girl in an 17 year-old boy's body!
    8. Financial Exploitation: Soon we'll have to pay for excepts and chapters...

    We're essentially a cult. But you know what? I'm okay with that...

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  59. Sorry, I was on my phone and 1) auto correct is a bitch 2) it won't let me sign in.

    Jenn: I'm glad your test went well and I agree LAT is kinda a cult... and don't give Jules anymore evil ideas

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  60. @Jenn omg it's all true.

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  61. @Jenn--OMG. You're right! Haha, love the list, esp #7 (gasp!) and 4

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  62. Mhmm. We might as well embrace it.

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  63. Talking about cults, I'd like to present ways to deal with TLAT withdrawal (no copyright infringement intended):

    First Step - Denial (puppy killers are real! Jumbledore doesn't exist)

    Second Step - Anger (how is it fucking possible that there are people who don't read TLAT?)

    Third Step - Bargaining (I'll go out with my friend only if she tries to read TLAT)

    Fourth Step - Depression (I can't believe that we have to wait for another update... my poor puppies!)

    Fifth Step - Acceptance ( At least I can read again from the beginning...)

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  64. So not only are we in a cult, but we're addicting to the story too!
    There really is no hope for us now...

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  65. Lol @Jenn's cult list.
    I am so excited. This excerpt made me happy. Remus and Clancy, fo sho. Oh, Lily, you little matchmaker, you.

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  66. No, that wasn't me. I'm guessing you're talking about your fanfic? I haven't checked it out.

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  67. I did say it was a weird question. No need to check it out - I'm not plugging, I swear! I was just like "two Megans back-to-back?" and got kind of confused. Because my brain is easily mashed into oatmeal...

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  68. Todd you write?! I wanna read! I wanna read! I wanna read!
    And why do I feel like I should have known this a long time ago...?

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  69. No, its all good. I was actually going to ask you what it's called. I'm interested. :)

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  70. Umm... this is the part where I get all uncomfortable because this is Jules' blog and I don't want to use it to rec my own stories.

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  71. www.mycirclesarecubes.tumblr.com/ask
    I can take anon comments so post it there :)

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  72. You so sneaky, Jenn.

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  73. http://media.bigoo.ws/content/top/cartoons/cartoons_66.gif

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  74. ^ I almost choked myself to death when I saw this, todd. Ninja with sparkling blue ribbons lol.

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  75. This one is cuter!
    http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcb4puRtTI1qbkf20o1_400.jpg

    And Todd, I've read, I've died, and I've reviewed!

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  76. OMG ZIPPER TURTLE!!!!!! I am dead.

    P.S. I know, I'm replying right now. Why'd you have to be so lengthy, huh? HUH? ;-P

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  77. Yeah it's a sackboy from Little Big Planet 1/2, it's a PS3 game. They're so cute when they jump and hop around. I bought the games because they were just so adorable I couldn't say no.

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  78. ch-ch-check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy_a3oCDzRA

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  79. I can't decide whether to die from UNENDING CUTENESS OF PUPPET-THINGS or because it's SO FREAKING WEIRD.

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  80. The best part about it, that you can play with multiple people. So once every couple of months I'll invite friends over and we'll have drinks and play together. There's a lot of screaming at each other, it's great :)

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  81. @Katie-HAHAHAHAHA.

    Am I the only thinking Adam and Marlene?

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  82. Adam knows how awesome Marlene is though.

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  83. Jenn... hey, Jenn... cool song. I think you've converted me to Does It Offend You, Yeah? so congrats on that.

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  84. @Todd: YES! I love them. If you're gonna listen to them, make sure you listen to both their albums. Their first one (You Have No Idea What You're Getting Yourself Into) is better in my opinion. Plus the track Let's Make Out is probably one of my favourite songs ever.
    The entire cd reminds me of summer back home when my friends and I go on long road trips. This is usually one the the bands that always play. Cause it's just such good driving music :)

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  85. Huh? do I know what? Adam told Marlene he loved her at the end of 6th year... I assume he knows her level of awesome. Or did I miss something

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  86. Lol. I mean do you know who the except is about?

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  87. Not like for sure, but in my mind she is talking to Remus.

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  88. Lindsay, okay, gotcha.

    And what Potato? I have no idea what you're talking about. Lol.

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  89. I made a map with where we all live. Give me your city/somewhere close by and I'll put a pin on there. Also if you have a tumblr you can have that added also.
    here's the map:
    http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=202496764803309472354.0004a01ec443670dd58ee&z=2

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  90. Okay. That's really awesome.

    I'm in Hendersonville Tennessee. NEAR LINDSAY. Cool!!

    Also, http://ourtimeawayfromhogwarts.tumblr.com/

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  91. You can put me in Nashville if that's easier. They're almost the same.

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  92. sweeeeet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Are you still in High School?

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  93. Yeah, I graduate this year. You?

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  94. On the map, why is Egypt the only country written in Arabic script?

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  95. I go to UTK :) are you coming here next year?

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  96. Oh sweet! I'm actually going to UT at Chattanooga. What year are you in?

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  97. http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liqm7aEBdz1qdibyzo1_500.jpg

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  98. I live in Boston.
    www.harrypotterisminelife.tumblr.com

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  99. Rebecca, you've been added too! Also, I'm following you on tumblr, do you not have enough love for me to follow me back :(
    haha.

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  100. Aww bummer, but my best friend goes there, she comments on here sometimes(Madeleine). I'm a freshman this year. :)

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  101. Oh wow. We're almost the same age then. But I'll have friends going there next year, so I'll probably come visit. (:

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  102. @Jenn I'm so sorry! You're blog is amazing. Following you now :)

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  103. Rebecca, it's cool. Just making sure there was no random hate or something.

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  104. No random hate, honestly!! I am a very like-able person, once you get past the fact that I am a wee bit obsessed with Harry Potter. But isn't everyone here?

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  105. @352- What'd you have to do that for? Now I'm crying.

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  106. Well, considering the fact that we're talking on a blog dedicated to hp fan fiction, I would say it's safe to say we're all obsessed. :)

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  107. @352, Katie, and Charlene: Ahh I'm anxious to see that particular scene in DH2! :|

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  108. I am determined to stay away from any trailers or anything to do with DH part2 until I actually see it. I watched this one trailer and it showed them all crying over Fred's body. I paused and stared for ages. I can't handle it all!

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  109. @Charlene I do the same thing.

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  111. I think that if I ever meet a Carlotta, I'll just hate her. I won't be able to not hate her, unless she's unbelievably nice.

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  112. Wow, I take a 3 day vacation from the internet and I miss a post and about 700 amazingly epic, hysterical comments!

    And ^ the above amazingness just saved me from the depressing, nausea inducing spoilers I've been reading about Deathly Hallows Part 2 (I can't even... ugh- no words) so thank you for that!

    *raises hand* Can I join Team Puppy too?!
    -with love, from ATL (but originally from Chi:)

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  113. Justine if you are talking about the spoilers i think you are... may i join you in your depression?


    *rocks back and forth*

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  114. ^ Cannot stop laughing, chubby. But now that I'm thinking about it... I want to know this, too.

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  115. Kayla SSSHHHH! Don't speak of them! But yes, probs the same:/

    *joins in rocking back and forth, passes the nutella*

    I'm trying to purge my brain of them now by rereading 31 and listening to Adele and the most addictive song ever aka ET

    ...I think I'm going to reread Lily's naughty dream as well while I'm at it;)

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  116. Ohhh I wants to be on le map! I'm Z and I live in Austin, Texas :D

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  117. *eats the whole jar of nutella plus 6 more*

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  118. @Marie- I'm going to cry like a baby at that part.

    I'm scared about those spoilers. I'm just going to pretend I don't know about them. But really, if that happens, the entire movie series will be ruined for me.

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  119. I'd rather her have dirty realities instead.

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  120. dirty dreams can tide you over while the puppy killers play out their time

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  121. ^ That's to Chubby's 641 post

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  122. Will Lily have an actual dirty dream or will she maintain her dreamland virginity too?

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  123. An excellent question, 707. Now, where is Jules?

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  124. I also would not be opposed to James having a dirty dream about Lily (I doubt he's a dreamland virgin) even while he's dating Carlotta (a good way to satisfy my shipper cravings without having to lose respect for James or Lily for cheating)

    Sarah (also 707, not sure why I posted as Anon)

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  125. Another dirty dream for either of them would be amazing and help ease the depression.

    *glances over at the spoiler page again*

    "fuck it"

    *scrapes the remnants of nutella out of the jar*

    *drives to Cosco and buys the huge 11 lb jar*

    *falls to floor, crying*

    "I did my best. I DID MY BEST!"

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  126. DON'T LOOK AT THE PAGE. Don't even think about it. It's what i'm trying to do. Just pretend you never read it, you're just eating the nutella because you're hungry and it is delicious.

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  127. I love maps!!! I'm actually making a map right now of where Holden Caulfield goes in NYC on his many adventures for an English project, because I'm just that cool. May I represent the Mainahs? Soy de Portland... well, technically not, but Portland's right over the bridge, so it's basically where I live.

    I feel like dreamland Lily needs a bit of James-lovin' soon. Just a thought. :)

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  128. Would it be stupid to say i thought this was lily and james at first?

    cause like lily is talking about herself, and james thinks she's talking about shelly.

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  129. It's crazy how fast the comments come on this blog. I bet this post will break the comments record again. Anyway I certainly sounds like Lily and Remus talking and Clancy is so perfect for Remus it's a wonder how she ended with Tentacles Pex ( the nickname kinda sucks but I really seems to fit him ).

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  130. Justine - are you avoiding spoilers for DH2 or LAT?

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  131. oh shit DON"T TALK ABOUT DH2 SPOILERS PLEASE

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  132. The only spoiler I know about DH2 is that it comes out July 15....not so much a spoiler....imma try to keep it that way too

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  133. ^ SECONDED. PLEASE!

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  134. I'm not going to say any of the spoilers - or any more about them but yeah they were for DH2. I was trying to avoid them too but no such luck.

    SO about those sex dreams eh?!

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  135. i thought you meant something like jules posted a page of spoilers and you read it

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  136. *looks up, face smeared in chocolate*

    Are you trying to get a shoe launched at your head, Chubby?

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  137. The nausea induced depression was caused by DH Part 2 spoilers from test screenings.

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  138. that's an impressive arm to launch a shoe from TN to PA (love that map, i've now made one to choose where i'm going to visit in europe)

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  139. @Justine Adele is amazing! I've had her songs on repeat for the past 2 weeks

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  140. *288...im dumb...

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  141. It's 288....48/2(9+3) -> 48/2(12) ->24(12) -> 288

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  142. 288, not 2. And, er...why do you ask?

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  143. wait, I thought you multiplied first...math!fail

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  144. Hahaha. You guys crack me up. I sometimes think that The Life and Times of Team Puppy would make a very entertaining movie.

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  145. parenthesis and exponential first, then division/multiplication in the order they are listed, then addition/subtractions in the order

    something like Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally i think

    (I'm an engineer and math dork)

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  146. what is worse.
    Harry: parents dead
    Neville: Parents tortured to insanity

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  147. I think Neville, Harry at least has some kind of closure, whereas Neville will never truly know his parents just like Harry, but he has this constant reminder of what could have been, a lifelong tease of a normal life

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  148. "what is worse.
    Harry: parents dead
    Neville: Parents tortured to insanity"

    ::thinks about Lily and James and Alice and Frank. Looks around in the vague hope that has nutella. alas, there be none. but hark! it is mine friend whiskey. that'll do::

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  149. @957, i think i've had a ONS or two with your friend....great nights ;)

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  150. I scream bitch at the TV every time I watch the movies and Bellatix is there

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  151. I just reread the scene where we met alice and she gave neville the gum wrapper. I started to cry, that is just heart breaking.

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  152. Neville parents fate is much worse. I heard J.K Rowling was actually inspired by a true story. I'd rather die than end up not recognising my own child, imagine how painful it must feel for all the people involved (minus Bellatrix, the crazy bitch).

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  153. Regarding sex dreams:
    (because aren't I always?)
    Ahem.

    I've definitely toyed with the idea....
    But I'm on a pretty tight schedule for the next ten or so chapters.

    And, though I wouldn't say there's a Puppy Killing Sex Scene planned, I would feel cheated if I finished the Jarlotta relationship without ANY written hotness. I mean, wouldn't you?
    No?
    Anyone?
    Potato?

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  154. I would feel cheated...I mean. we're putting in all this effort to dislike the puppy killers, but a sex scene would help me really truly fulfill those emotions and step it up to hatred of the puppy killers

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  155. Jarlotta?! So now the puppy killers gets a nickname?

    Well a sex scene may not be necessary since we already know J/C are sleeping together and there are scenes were we can see them connect emotionally.

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  156. Random, almost-about-to-fall-asleep thought: the only possible way to combine J/L and get a working name like J/C has with Jarlotta is if you call them Lame or Jelly.

    I'll probably read this tomorrow and smack myself but right now I just don't care. It makes me laugh.

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  157. Um, I don't know if that's an "l" or an "I" but it's definitely not a "k." Get off the internet, Todd.

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  158. more like stop drinking, Todd

    Lol jk.
    Don't stop.

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  159. There's no alcohol in my system. Just temporary stupidity and a need to meel.

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  160. k, so I just googled "meel" to make sure I wasn't missing anything, so unless you meant Mission Essential Equipment List, I suppose you ought to go to bed after all, Todd. =P

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  161. I'd definitely feel cheated. I love the J/C relationship - as a strictly temporary arrangement that provides us with drama and bamf Remus.

    Plus it would reinforce our despair and thus make the euphoria of the J/L get-together oh-so-sweet.

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  162. And Jenn just told me earlier today I'm a good writer. *hangs head in shame* Epic!fail of epicness!

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  163. @Todd: when you said epic!fail of epicness... please tell me you're quote Tobuscus and not just being hilarious.
    I mean I'll still love you if you've just hilarious. But if you were quoting Tobuscus, I'd die.
    Psst... and you're still a good writer!

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  164. todd what is your story? I would like to read it.

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  165. Ok definitely do NOT want a J/C sex scene. All your readers will hate it Jules. All of them. Well, the only person that will like it is chubby. And is making chubby happy worth making everybody else miserable? Is it?!!

    Seriously Jules, that scene on the train where J/C were snogging almost killed me. An actual sex scene... that doesn't even bear thinking about! Please don't do it Jules. You can do as much hotness as you want when James and Lily get together. Or Mary and Reg, or Marlene and Adam, or Donna and Lathe, or... yeah you get the picture: anyone BUT James and Carlotta!

    @ chubby what's the answer to the maths question you posted? I got 2, but some people said 288... but I'm SURE you have to expand the brackets first and then do multiplication/division... I dropped maths when I was 16 (still the best day of my life!) and I've forgotten pretty much everything, but that's one of the few things I do remember... I've got the word BIDMAS floating around in my head (brackets, indices, division, multiplication, addition, subtraction). I somehow doubt I made such a random word up...

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  166. I wouldn't mind a J/C sex scene actually, I think it would be interesting...haha. I could try to explain this further, but I really have to get to work...

    /Josephine, Stockholm, Sweden :)

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  167. I'm proud to be on Team Puppy. We need cheerleaders or something.

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  168. I nominate the leprauchauns. Carlotta can have the slutty veela.

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  169. Remember when each blog post would only get 2-5 comments? (and Lindsay was always first ;))

    Ah, how far we have come.....

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  170. @Carrie- I agree.

    I wouldn't completely object to some Jarlotta sexy time. I mean, I'd probably just end up pretending it was Lily so I didn't cry, but whatever. Maybe James is doing the same. I can see it now, they're getting it on, and James yells out "Lily!" and that would be the end of Jarlotta. Perfection.

    Of course Jules will(and should!) do whatever she wants anyway,so I suppose we'll just have to wait and see. :)

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  171. I wouldn't mind as long as its not as hot as James/Lily sex. I also wouldn't mind if James calls out Lily's name while with Carlotta :)

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  172. Sudden cardiovascular death during sexual intercourse, a rare occurrence, particularly for females but IMO it's just the spice needed for some raunchy J/C action.

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  173. So many regrets... I'm dead.

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  174. James and Carlotta.
    Sex scene.
    I.. I... I just....

    My heart is in pieces. If I run out of puppies, I might shoot some bunnies. And turtles. And baby pandas.

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  175. I feel like Kelsey just called me out on my stalkerish tendencies.

    I also feel like Jules is taunting us. But I don't really care either way about 'written hottness' so long as the total number puppies killed are not greater than the number of puppies born after team puppy gets together.

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  176. Cariza: Panda's are endangered. Go for deer, that'll hit James where it hurts ;-)

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  177. http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljcf8hLTcJ1qa8gt7o1_500.jpg

    But I still do recognize the deaths of all of the adorable puppies who died just because Jules likes to tease us.

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  178. chubby how is it 288? Don't you have to expand brackets first? Isn't that the first thing you always do?

    And what happened to the maths/engineer major? You said 2... I'm confused.

    And on to the topic of James/Carlotta sex... I'm surprised at the number of people not opposed to it. I always hate it when we see either Lily or James have sex with anyone else in fanfiction. I mean, it's often alluded to and I can deal with that but if we actually see it... I actually feel kinda sick.

    But Jules what do you mean by hotness? Like the sex scenes Alice/Frank have had in LaT? Cos I wouldn't actually mind that, cos you don't see anyone, uh, touching anything. But if it was more explicit than that... yeah I think it's possible I'll be sick.

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