Non spoilers are just random bits of information that carry either very little significance or no clear significance for the next chapter.
Chapter 32 Non-Spoilers
Donna sees too much.
Sirius needs a hug
Remus studies in the library.
Lily eats toast, fruit, and bacon for breakfast.
My favorite character, Lily's Green Apple Shampoo, returns.
Dumbledore is not obsessed with James.
A schedule is changed.
Lily wears her hair in a bun.
Marlene has more chemistry.
à la E.J.'s interpretation style:
ReplyDelete- Donna sees too much...of Lathe.
- Sirius needs a hug...because a) there's an appalling lack of James/Sirius bromance bonding, b) the canine population is rapidly decreasing by the second, c) he deserves all the hugs in the world.
- Remus studies in the library...where Clancy happens to be.
- Lily eats toast, fruit, and bacon for breakfast...a girl should always start her day with a well-balanced meal.
- My favorite character, Lily's Green Apple Shampoo, returns...lol the next chapter title: Episode 32 - The Return of the Green Apple Shampoo.
- Dumbledore is not obsessed with James...er, what?
- A schedule is changed...since James and Lily now have to attend Keepdown's sessions together and thus get to spend more time with each other.
- Lily wears her hair in a bun...to emulate Professor McGongall's fabulous hairstyle.
- Marlene has more chemistry...with Adam than PBD has with Adam.
Dumbledore is not obsessed with James...and Lily.
ReplyDeleteOhhh I like what you have come up with Marie!
Very nice Marie. I applaud you. Especially because you have a much broader scope for interpretation than I do.
ReplyDeleteMy own go something like this:
- Donna sees to much...of Lily kissing James
- Sirius needs a hug...(because he deserves all of the hugs in the world) after he cries of happiness at seeing Lily kiss James
- Remus studies in the library...and sees Lily kissing James
- Lily eats toast, fruit, and bacon for breakfast...and then goes and kisses James
- My favorite character, Lily's Green Apple Shampoo, returns...while Lily is in the shower with James.
- Dumbledore is not obsessed with James...because that is Lily's job and she does it quite well.
- A schedule is changed...so that Lily has more free time to kiss James
- Lily wears her hair in a bun...which then "falls out" while she kisses James
- Marlene has more chemistry...which she absorbed through osmosis after seeing Lily kiss James.
I love all these interpretations very much.
ReplyDeleteI have this mental image now of Lily kissing James with all their friends lined up on one side nodding sagely and smiling. Occasionally clapping.
ReplyDeleteBravo, James, they say. Bravo.
All of these make me laugh. Especially Carrie's clapping thing.
ReplyDelete- Dumbledore is not obsessed with James...because that is Lily's job and she does it quite well.
ReplyDeleteLOL.
I'm guessing Donna sees too much of Jarlotta :D
ReplyDeleteJules, are you going to have the Questions and Answers thing you had for previous chapters?
ReplyDeleteI think Jules said we would see more Lathe later on but ever since she posted him as "Robin Hood" (one of my favorite shows-only season 1&2) I've desperately wanted to see more of him :)
ReplyDeleteAm in love with all the interpretations above.
ReplyDeleteDonna sees too much...of Lathe he's simply this hot.
Sirius needs a hug...because being single while your best friend is getting laid everyday sucks. He however gets a hug from an understanding Alexa Kyle.
Remus studies in the library...where he catch Clancy and Tentacles Pex breaking up. Or Tentacles Pex being an asshole.
Lily eats toast, fruit, and bacon for breakfast...because breakfat is always amazing when you're sharing it with James Potter. Or Audrey Hepburn but that's unlikely.
My favorite character, Lily's Green Apple Shampoo, returns...because James loves that sent when it's on Lily.
Dumbledore is not obsessed with James...because half of Hogwarts female population already is.
A schedule is changed...so Remus can spend more time consoling Clancy over her breakup/relationship with Tentacles Pex.
Lily wears her hair in a bun...because she simply rocks that look and all the other girls in school will start emulating her except Carlotta because she knows she can never be as fabulous as Lily Evans.
Marlene has more chemistry...with Adam than with Liam Lyle who she will have to reject.
So do I get a cookie or tomatoes trown at me?
Same. I liked him before, but when he turned out to secretly be Jonas Armstrong? Yes please. Though I can't imagine a reason for him returning to Hogwarts as of yet, which saddens me...
ReplyDeleteI agree with @ 7:53. We need another q & a. I would really lovely if you did the thing that Casandra Clare does where we get to ask a character a question. You know, just putting it out there...
ReplyDeleteIt's not possible to see too much of Lathe. It is entirely too possible not to see enough of him, though. Case in point:
ReplyDelete"Don't worry about it. I'll interrogate you in German; it'll be grand."
Lol, for some reason, I always hear him saying that in an Irish accent. I have...no idea why.
ReplyDeleteDumbledore is not obsessed with James... much.
ReplyDeleteIt's all I can see. Forgive me ;D
I love non-spoilers. Mostly cause the interpretations are so awesome. I think E.J. takes the cake though :D
ReplyDelete- Dumbledore is not obsessed with James...because that is Lily's job and she does it quite well.
- Marlene has more chemistry...which she absorbed through osmosis after seeing Lily kiss James.
Too funny!
@Carrie- Have you ever seen the movie Leap Year? Because the guy in that says "Just put 'em the wash, they'll be grand." in an Irish accent so I always hear Lathe saying "it'll be grand" in an Irish accent. Lol or I have no idea what I'm talking about.
ReplyDeleteAnd I think E.J. wins at interpretations(:
Donna sees too much of charlie waiting in her room after his break up with clancy (in th library with remus ) ^^
ReplyDeleteI like lily s shampoo, I bet carlotta has some fancy weird shampoo with weird plants in it tsss
The place of lily s shampoo in fanfiction is quite funny, I remember a fight between lily who has a strawberry shampoo and petunia who has some bland vanilla shampoo in the Boyfriend series
@10:22- Not to my knowledge, no...maybe it's just cause the Irish accent is too awesome for words. After Jamaican, that's the one I wish I had most.
ReplyDelete...but I don't. Sigh.
Is it a granny smith apple shampoo? It makes all the difference.
ReplyDelete"Well done, laddie: you've done grand! Now you know what you have to do - burn the house down! BURN 'EM ALL!"
ReplyDelete- THAT'S why...
Lol I disagree about Jonas Armstrong. I hated him. But then, I hated the whole show, so maybe I hated him by association. Either way, he wasn't a very good actor. And I found him really annoying.
ReplyDeleteSo I refuse to think of Jonas Armstrong as Lathe, cos he just ruins it in my mind. Just like I refuse to think of Lilly Allen as Mary MacDonald (as no-one will ever convince me that she's pretty.)
Dumbledore is not obsessed with James and Lily's immanent relationship as much as Sirius is. But he makes a close second.
ReplyDeleteLOL @all of this.
ReplyDeleteSo, I have been doing an okay job of keeping up on the questions in the threads, but I can do another questions post, sure.
Unless you mean another ASK ME ANYTHING post, which I can also do. That was crazy last time!
Oh, and I've been thinking of doing an in-character Q&A since Bree or someone suggested it circa Chapter 29, but I didn't want to do it until all the Chapter 30 twists were revealed.
So, do y'all want an In-Character Q&A?
Yes to the Q&A. If only to hear Donna say "bitch, please!" at least once.
ReplyDeleteNo guarantees. You'd have to ask the right questions.
ReplyDelete=P
alright, one person is enough. I'll do it. but if there's a long silence in about 2 hours, it's because I'm out, not because I hate you.
Oh please you fabulously talented sarcastic adorable writer with amazing taste in music do a Q & A.
ReplyDeleteYou can guess it means I'm looking forward to it.
lol k.
ReplyDeleteIt's posted. Ask away!
@E.J.: Your Lily&James focus could be applied to most, if not all, non-spoiler spoilers. And I believe it was you who said that Sirius deserves all the hugs in the world/galaxy/universe/etc. :)
ReplyDeleteLol @EJ. Now I have this image in my head where Lily/James are just randomly kissing everywhere around their friends and such.
ReplyDeleteI LOLd though.
So....this question/answer thing is super amazing. Super.