Saturday, April 9, 2011

In Character Q&A

I'm not going to lie. I have absolutely no idea how this is done except for the two sentences explaining it to me, so if I'm doing it wrong, feel free to bitch at me politely correct me.

The idea is that if you have a question for a specific character, ask it, and Jules that character will answer.
This will probably be very bad for my slowly emerging multiple personality disorder, but there you go.

Ask away.

Love,
Jules
(Also, Lily, James, Remus, Sirius, Peter, Marlene, Mary, Donna, Lathe, Carlotta, Shelley, Adam McKinnon, Alphard Black [wait, he's dead? Can you ask dead characters questions? IDK], Luke Harper, Charlie Plex, Clancy Goshawk, Prudence [Bloody] Daly, ALEXA KYLE, Ira the Cat, etc. etc. etc.)
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470 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 1:31 PM

    Luke - will you marry me? I'm your biggest fan.

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  2. Kat T.April 9, 2011 at 1:41 PM

    Shelley did you really mean it when you said you wanted your friend back at least a little?

    Remus do you intend on getting it on with Clancy any time soon despite her boyfriend Tentacles Pex being still(unfortunately) alive?

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  3. Luke HarperApril 9, 2011 at 1:42 PM

    Kneelb4Todd,
    Er... I don't believe we've met...?

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  4. Shelley MumpsApril 9, 2011 at 1:45 PM

    Kat,
    That hag is not and never has been my friend! All's fair in love and war, you know.

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  5. CarrieApril 9, 2011 at 1:48 PM

    Marlene, Mary, Donna - I pose the 'Potter or Black' question referenced by Alice (?) in TLAT. Which would you choose?

    Am I allowed to do that? Is that maybe blasphemy on an L/J blog?

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  6. GertrudeApril 9, 2011 at 1:49 PM

    Er. This is interesting. Well, here goes nothing...
    James. When, where and how did you fall in love with Lily? Not saying you're in love with her now!! Just asking. (;]) It was first year, right?

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  7. Remus LupinApril 9, 2011 at 1:50 PM

    Kat,
    Obviously not. I mean, yes, she's funny and clever and pretty, and we've read all the same books, and she likes Defense Against the Dark Arts, but--even if she didn't have a Tentacles-Plex-of-a-boyfriend-- I don't date and I have very good reasons for that.

    Anyway, I don't fancy her.
    Really.

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  8. MarleneApril 9, 2011 at 1:51 PM

    @Carrie,
    Black

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  9. MaryApril 9, 2011 at 1:51 PM

    Black

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  10. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 1:51 PM

    James/jules

    Will we ever find out what was going through James's/your mind whilst he/you introduced Lily to his/your mum?

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  11. DonnaApril 9, 2011 at 1:52 PM

    @Carrie,
    That's the stupidest fucking question I've ever heard.

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  12. ElizaApril 9, 2011 at 1:53 PM

    James, what's your least favorite thing about Carlotta? About Lily?

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  13. PenelopeApril 9, 2011 at 1:56 PM

    Hey, Donna. If you don't get with Lathe, can I have him?

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  14. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 1:59 PM

    Lily, do you love your friends more than anything in the world?

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  15. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 1:59 PM

    Carlotta, what is the best thing about dating James Potter?

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  16. James PotterApril 9, 2011 at 1:59 PM

    @Gertrude, ("When did you fall in love with Lily?")
    First of all, I was not in love with Evans. I had a thing for her back in, maybe, third year, but that's over with. Honestly.

    @1:51, (Thinking when Lily met Mum)
    It was.... awkward.

    @Eliza,
    My least favorite thing about Carlotta? She can be kind of... negative. But that's not a bad thing. It's probably a good thing. Right?

    Least favorite thing about Evans?
    She's fucking insane. Honestly, she's all over the place. I have no idea what the hell she wants half the time. She's completely maddening.

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  17. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 1:59 PM

    James do you like GREEN APPLES?

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  18. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 2:00 PM

    Wow, lots of questions. I'm not asking anything. I just wanted to stop by and say hi to everyone. Especially Reg. Hi, Reg. (Blushes)

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  19. Donna ShackleboltApril 9, 2011 at 2:01 PM

    @1:56,
    I don't care what you do. Why would I care? He's just some random bloke. I don't care. Merlin and Agrippa...

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  20. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 2:02 PM

    Peter, Sirius, Remus--Fuck, Marry, Kill: Marlene, Mary, Lily.

    Ira the Cat--who would you say your greatest influences are?

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  21. Lily EvansApril 9, 2011 at 2:02 PM

    1:59: "Do you love your friends more than anything in the world?"

    1. Jelly Slugs
    2. Friends

    Joking. I love my friends (and my family)

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  22. Carlotta MeloniApril 9, 2011 at 2:03 PM

    @159: "What's the best thing about dating James Potter?"

    The sex.

    (What did you really expect?)

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  23. ElizaApril 9, 2011 at 2:03 PM

    James, How is Negative!Carlotta a good thing?

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  24. James PotterApril 9, 2011 at 2:04 PM

    @159: "Do you like green apples?"

    Is this.... some kind of double entendre? Um... I guess, so...?

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  25. MarieApril 9, 2011 at 2:05 PM

    ALEXA KYLE: What qualities in Ira the Cat attracted you to him?

    Lathe: What is your reaction/response Donna's comment @2:01?

    Lily's Green Apple Shampoo: How do feel being the favored scent of one Miss Lily Evans?

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  26. Ira the CatApril 9, 2011 at 2:05 PM

    @202,
    Meeeow

    (Also, Jack Kerouac)

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  27. kneelb4toddApril 9, 2011 at 2:06 PM

    Carlotta, do you feel any guilt whatsoever for a) making your dorm a complete madhouse, b) dating James despite Shelley's unending love for him, or c) crushing Alice's heart under your designer stilletoes?

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  28. MaraudersApril 9, 2011 at 2:07 PM

    202:

    Sirius: Fuck Mary, marry Marlene, kill Donna (sorry, Shack... you know I'd fuck you too)

    Peter: F. Mary, marry Marlene, kill Donna

    Remus: that is stupid and objectifying, and I refuse to participate.

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  29. Reginald CattermoleApril 9, 2011 at 2:08 PM

    200: Hello!

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  30. James PotterApril 9, 2011 at 2:09 PM

    Cat, what have I told you about "Reginald?" At the very least "REG," please!

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  31. FrenchieApril 9, 2011 at 2:09 PM

    James do you have sex dreams about lily ? And do you have more about lily or carlotta ? Please be honest ( a girl can dream ^^)

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  32. ALEXA KYLEApril 9, 2011 at 2:09 PM

    @Marie,
    He's just a really good cat. Doesn't shed very much.... he just gets me.

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  33. MimiApril 9, 2011 at 2:10 PM

    Hey, Potter, if I said the Head Girl (Evans) liked you, what would you do?
    And Evans, would you ever consider going on a date with Reginald Cattermole?!?!
    Macdonald, ^same question.

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  34. 2:02April 9, 2011 at 2:10 PM

    Marauders, I asked about Lily, not Donna. I see what you did there. Nice try.

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  35. MarieApril 9, 2011 at 2:10 PM

    Clancy: Why are you with Charlie Plex? What do you think of Remus Lupin? Do you know that he fancies you?

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  36. LatheApril 9, 2011 at 2:11 PM

    @Marie,
    Um... brilliant...?

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  37. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 2:15 PM

    James, what does amortentia smell like to you?

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  38. Carlotta MeloniApril 9, 2011 at 2:15 PM

    "Carlotta, do you feel any guilt whatsoever for a) making your dorm a complete madhouse, b) dating James despite Shelley's unending love for him, or c) crushing Alice's heart under your designer stilletoes?"


    Why would I wear high heels? High heels are the embodiment of disgusting male attitudes towards women. I am not an object, and they're awful for your feet anyway.

    I also live without regrets, thank you very much. I mean, if I were going to do it over, I probably would just let Frank and Alice go and bore each other to death with their lovely little domestic plans, but they did just fine, didn't they, so what's the point?

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  39. James PotterApril 9, 2011 at 2:16 PM

    Eliza- how is negativity a good thing?

    She calls it like she sees it. She doesn't sugar coat.

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  40. James PotterApril 9, 2011 at 2:17 PM

    "James do you have sex dreams about lily ? And do you have more about lily or carlotta ? Please be honest ( a girl can dream ^^)"

    *Ahem* NO.
    And why would I be having sex dreams about Carlotta, when I'm actually getting it?

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  41. ElizaApril 9, 2011 at 2:18 PM

    Sirius, say Hogwarts was having a Christmas ball and you absolutely had to bring a date. Who would it be?

    No copping out and pointing that Hogwarts doesn't typically have balls so this is a stupid question. That's already established.

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  42. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 2:19 PM

    Ira The Cat, how do you come and go from the common room?

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  43. James PotterApril 9, 2011 at 2:19 PM

    "Hey, Potter, if I said the Head Girl (Evans) liked you, what would you do?"

    I'd say you're mad, and then I'd say SHE'S mad, and if you'd ever spent five minutes trying to figure out what in hell Evans does want, you'd agree on the second one.

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  44. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 2:19 PM

    Lily, what quality do you find most attractive in James?

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  45. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 2:20 PM

    Jules Potter

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  46. Lily Evans and Mary MacDonaldApril 9, 2011 at 2:21 PM

    Would you ever consider dating Reg Cattermole?

    Lily: er... I'm not really interested in dating anyone right now... he's really sweet though.

    Mary: FUCK MEN.

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  47. JulesApril 9, 2011 at 2:22 PM

    Clancy: Why are you with Charlie Plex? What do you think of Remus Lupin? Do you know that he fancies you?

    Deus Ex Machina: can't answer. All in chapter 32 =)

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  48. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 2:23 PM

    Mr & Mrs. Potter-- Feelings on Carlotta?

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  49. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 2:23 PM

    To all the girls, what's a good remedy for a broken heart?

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  50. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 2:23 PM

    2:20 lol wut

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  51. James PotterApril 9, 2011 at 2:24 PM

    James, what does amortentia smell like to you?

    Like.... juice. No... but... fruity, y'know? And also, kind of like being outside... grass and wind and rain...
    Whatever.

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  52. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 2:25 PM

    Y'know James, it's not good to be in denial. You can answer these questions - especially the ones about Lily - honestly. We won't judge. (Or tell Carlotta.)

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  53. MarieApril 9, 2011 at 2:25 PM

    @Jules 2:22: Damn. *waits patiently*

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  54. Sirius BlackApril 9, 2011 at 2:26 PM

    "Sirius, say Hogwarts was having a Christmas ball and you absolutely had to bring a date. Who would it be?"

    Well, first of all, Hogwarts doesn't have a... KIDDING.
    Probably Moony if he'd have me. Please? No? Damn it.
    Someone laid back who wouldn't expect me to get them flowers.
    Price is pretty cool, yeah?

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  55. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 2:26 PM

    James, when you say fruity do you mean like APPLES?

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  56. SharlyApril 9, 2011 at 2:26 PM

    OMFG, James Potter, it must smell like GREEN APPLE! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH.
    Hey, Reg. Do you still like Lily? Would you consider dating anyone else?

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  57. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 2:26 PM

    @2:23,

    She fixed it, but at 2:19 Jules answered a James question as Jules.

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  58. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 2:28 PM

    2:25 Mhm. Must agree there.

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  59. the PottersApril 9, 2011 at 2:28 PM

    @223: feelings on Carlotta?

    Mrs. Potter: James is a young wizard.... he's going to do what he wants to do, and that seems to be Carlotta. What? I was young once, too. It happens. Hopefully, they're STUPID about it, but...

    Mr. Potter: He really shouldn't be distracting himself with girls at this time in his schooling career...

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  60. The GirlsApril 9, 2011 at 2:31 PM

    To all the girls, what's a good remedy for a broken heart?

    Mary: butter. And cheese.
    Carlotta: sex.
    Lily: Jelly slugs and a healthy perspective.
    Marlene: Owl me when you figure that one out, yeah?
    Shelley: whatever won't make you gain weight.
    Donna: not being a fucking idiot, that's what.

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  61. James PotterApril 9, 2011 at 2:33 PM

    "James, when you say fruity do you mean like APPLES?"

    Sure. Something like that. Why do you ask?

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  62. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 2:34 PM

    Sam and Mrs Potter--What'd you think of Lily?

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  63. UnknownApril 9, 2011 at 2:36 PM

    I ALWAYS MISS THE FUN.

    James: I've got many questions, but that one that's been bothering me for ages is... How the fuck did you know about Joan of Arc?

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  64. Reg CattermoleApril 9, 2011 at 2:36 PM

    "Reg, do you still like Lily? Would you consider dating anyone else?"

    Yeah, I still like her. She's really... nice. You know? But I don't really think she knows I exist.... I mean, she knows I exist, but... I guess it's a figure of speech?
    Anyway, I would ask another girl for a date... if I could do it without looking like a complete prat.

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  65. LilaApril 9, 2011 at 2:36 PM

    "James, when you say fruity do you mean like APPLES?"

    Sure. Something like that. Why do you ask?

    ^AHAHAHAHA OH GOD IM DYING.
    Finally. Denial does not work anymore. YESSSSSS.

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  66. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 2:37 PM

    Mr. Potter: Have you heard/what have you heard about Lily Evans?

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  67. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 2:37 PM

    James you should sniff Lily's hair?

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  68. SamApril 9, 2011 at 2:39 PM

    "What do you think of Lily?"

    My cousin definitely wants to have sex with her.

    No, she's fun. And seeing as my supposed best mate Sarah Bloody McKinnon has abandoned me three days a week for her stupid bloody boyfriend, I wouldn't mind having Ginger around to do aimless shit with me.

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  69. GertrudeApril 9, 2011 at 2:39 PM

    James- what's the one thing you regret the most when it comes to Lily?

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  70. Mrs. PotterApril 9, 2011 at 2:40 PM

    "What do you think of Lily?"

    She seems like a sweet girl. Honestly, the build up she got, I was half expecting Joan of Arc.

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  71. James PotterApril 9, 2011 at 2:41 PM

    "How do you know who Joan of Arc is?"

    Wouldn't you like to know?

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  72. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 2:41 PM

    @Sam- that first part, I don't believe you're far off.
    Eh, James? >:)

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  73. JulesApril 9, 2011 at 2:41 PM

    James you should sniff Lily's hair?

    A question mark at the end of a sentence does not a question make.
    But gold star for effort.

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  74. UnknownApril 9, 2011 at 2:42 PM

    Damn you.

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  75. SharlyApril 9, 2011 at 2:42 PM

    Aw, Reg, I bet every girl here would love to go out with you!! :)

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  76. ElizaApril 9, 2011 at 2:43 PM

    Mrs. P--Build up, you say? Do tell.


    Peter--how'd you feel when you discovered your animagus form?

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  77. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 2:43 PM

    @Eliza LOL forever!

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  78. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 2:44 PM

    "James you should sniff Lily's hair?

    A question mark at the end of a sentence does not a question make.
    But gold star for effort. "

    Ooops sorry. I'm a little excited and my grammar is all over the place.

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  79. SaraApril 9, 2011 at 2:45 PM

    James- What is your favorite thing about Lily? And Carlotta?
    Also, shouldn't you be chasing the snitch, not the quaffle?

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  80. Rebecca BlackApril 9, 2011 at 2:47 PM

    I DON'T WANT THIS Q&A TO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND.
    I bet I'm related to Sirius since I'm so cool and all.
    I bet he likes Fridays too.

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  81. Mrs. PotterApril 9, 2011 at 2:48 PM

    Mr. Potter: Have you heard/what have you heard about Lily Evans?"

    What haven't I heard about Lily Evans?
    Lily Evans is an annoying know-it-all.
    Lily Evans is alright, because she told Avery to shut his mouth and Avery's about six times her size.
    Lily Evans thinks she's better than everyone.
    Lily Evans better watch out or she'll get some of Snivelly's slime on her.
    Lily Evans isn't so bad.
    Lily Evans is a stuck up, self-righteous tattle who can go and be best mates with sniveling Slytherins for all anyone cares.
    Lily Evans is fun, and James is just sore because she called him a git in front of Carlotta Meloni and all the other third years.
    Lily Evans is probably half leprechaun.
    Lily Evans is probably no good because she's good in potions, and only lousy gits like Snape are good in potions.
    Lily Evans is a prig.
    Lily Evans is pretty fit.

    I'm sorry, what was the question?

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  82. JulesApril 9, 2011 at 2:49 PM

    Ugh, I steered that answer to the wrong character.
    ONE moment...

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  83. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 2:50 PM

    I love how everyone is focused on James.

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  84. Mr. PotterApril 9, 2011 at 2:50 PM

    Have you heard/ what have you heard about Lily Evans?

    She's that bird Sirius Black used to mock James over... they exploded half the library dueling over it, once.

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  85. ElizaApril 9, 2011 at 2:53 PM

    Petunia--how's married life? Are Vernon's sister and aunt still mad over that run in with your sister?

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  86. lindsay mApril 9, 2011 at 2:53 PM

    Peter: what have you been up to lately and what do you think of lily's confession

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  87. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 2:54 PM

    Hey Prudence B-er, sorry. Daly. Prudence Daly.
    So...do you like Devang Patel? ;)

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  88. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 2:55 PM

    Ahem Marauders--you still haven't answered the Marry, Fuck, Kill question of 2:02 correctly. Mary, Marlene, Lily!

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  89. Mrs. PotterApril 9, 2011 at 2:57 PM

    Build up:

    Lily Evans is better then Remus at Charms, and he knows it.
    Lily Evans hexed a sixth year for picking on Snivellus.
    Lily Evans should come to the protest... that seems her sort of thing.
    Lily Evans is going to be Alice Griffiths' Maid of Honor.
    Lily Evans is lousy at Quidditch, but she's pretty good at hitting James on the back of the head with the broom handle ("Shut your mouth, Sirius... she barely grazed me...")
    Lily Evans's hair looks like freshly squeezed tomato juice mixed with cow blood.
    Lily Evans agreed to date Luke Harper, which is funny, because she could probably beat him up.

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  90. Peter PettigrewApril 9, 2011 at 3:00 PM

    "Peter--how'd you feel when you discovered your animagus form?"

    Not great. But Prongs said it would be really useful, and really, it is.

    "Peter: what have you been up to lately and what do you think of lily's confession"

    Full moon last week. Brill.
    Yeah, that was a bit odd, Lily Evans confessing like that? I thought she hated Prongs, but... well... he's seeing Carlotta, so...

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  91. JulesApril 9, 2011 at 3:01 PM

    "Hey Prudence B-er, sorry. Daly. Prudence Daly.
    So...do you like Devang Patel? ;)"

    RACIST.
    But OMG IM DYING!!!!!!!!!!!

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  92. Prudence DalyApril 9, 2011 at 3:01 PM

    "Hey Prudence B-er, sorry. Daly. Prudence Daly.
    So...do you like Devang Patel? ;)"

    No, I like Adam McKinnon. We're dating, you know =D

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  93. Petunia DursleyApril 9, 2011 at 3:02 PM

    "Petunia--how's married life? Are Vernon's sister and aunt still mad over that run in with your sister?"

    Married life is wonderful.
    Vernon has too much to do to bother much about the incident.... as for his aunt: I don't look forward to Christmas.

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  94. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 3:03 PM

    Sirius, what are your plans for sabotaging the Quaffle's relationship with James now you know for sure the Snitch is interested?

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  95. UnknownApril 9, 2011 at 3:03 PM

    James, instead of pointing out what a liar you are (a thing for Lily in third year? Gold star for effort.) I am just going to ask you this: what team do you want to play for after Hogwarts?

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  96. lindsay mApril 9, 2011 at 3:06 PM

    Remus / sirius: Lily's confession what are your thoughts. And what-if anything are you planning on doing with that information?

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  97. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 3:06 PM

    RACIST.
    But OMG IM DYING!!!!!!!!!!!

    ^Lol, idk, I thought she might be the Patil twins' parent. (Even though you spelled it 'Patel') and the twins aren't half-half. So yeah.

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  98. MaraudersApril 9, 2011 at 3:07 PM

    Sirius: fuck Marlene, marry Evans, kill Mary.

    Peter: Prongs would KILL me.

    Sirius: Yeah, but married people don't have sex, Wormtail. It's fine.

    Peter: Really?

    Sirius: Would I lie?

    James: This is stupid. I don't care what you do.

    Sirius: That's not true. Marry Evans. If you use "Fuck" and her name in the same sentence, you won't live till tomorrow.

    James: Fuck off, Padfoot.

    Peter: Fuck Mary, marry Lily, kill Marlene.

    Marlene: gee, thanks.

    Peter: Sorry!

    Sirius: Hey, I picked you, Blondie.

    Marlene: Thank-you for that.

    Remus: It's still offensive. Honestly...

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  99. JulesApril 9, 2011 at 3:08 PM

    @306, oh so you WERENT being racist... because "Devang Patel" is an Indian name, so that's why I thought you said that =P

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  100. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 3:09 PM

    Lily, Donna, Marlene, Mary: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

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  101. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 3:10 PM

    ^^^^^yay!!!!! I feel like I've just finagled an excerpt.

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  102. James PotterApril 9, 2011 at 3:11 PM

    "James- What is your favorite thing about Lily? And Carlotta?
    Also, shouldn't you be chasing the snitch, not the quaffle?"

    Carlotta is upfront and doesn't give a fuck what you think of her.

    Lily is... smart.

    *AHEM.*

    I'm a chaser. So maybe I should be wasting my time with the Snitch, when clearly, the Snitch could care less about the Chaser. Which is me.

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  103. ElizaApril 9, 2011 at 3:12 PM

    Lily, Marlene, Mary, Donna, Carlotta, Shelly--Fuck, Marry, Kill: James, Sirius, Remus

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  104. James PotterApril 9, 2011 at 3:13 PM

    "James, instead of pointing out what a liar you are (a thing for Lily in third year? Gold star for effort.) I am just going to ask you this: what team do you want to play for after Hogwarts?"

    I thank you for the gold star, and I'd like Puddlemore United.

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  105. ElizaApril 9, 2011 at 3:16 PM

    Mulciber--Quick! You-Know-Who's coming to your house for dinner tonight. What do you make?!

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  106. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 3:16 PM

    James, why would you even attempt to deny that you love Evans when we all know you PRACTICALLY admitted to Alice in the Ministry? And yes, I was using Extendable Ears to hear your conversation from afar.

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  107. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 3:17 PM

    @Eliza- lol. I didn't know VOldy ate. I was under the impression he was partial to Unicorn Blood.

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  108. The GirlsApril 9, 2011 at 3:18 PM

    Lily, Donna, Marlene, Mary: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?


    Lily: I'd like to work for the Daily Prophet, and... that's it. I don't want to be married until I'm at least twenty-five.

    Donna: Egypt. So, the Ministry sends wizards to work at the museum at Cairo... you know, make sure muggles don't mess with anything too dangerous, which they always do. I'm going to have THAT job.

    Marlene: God, this question. Cant I be seventeen for a little while longer?

    Mary: Dating a gorgeous Quidditch player.

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  109. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 3:18 PM

    @317 He eats the tears of orphaned children, actually. Picked it up in his youth.

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  110. SaraApril 9, 2011 at 3:19 PM

    James- smart? Really? And let's say the snitch was interested in you. Wouldn't you rather have the snitch than a quaffle?

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  111. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 3:19 PM

    3:16- forget the Extendable Ears thing.

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  112. The GirlsApril 9, 2011 at 3:22 PM

    Lily, Marlene, Mary, Donna, Carlotta, Shelly--Fuck, Marry, Kill: James, Sirius, Remus

    Lily: Fuck Sirius, marry Remus, kill James. oh, don't judge me, I can say what I want.

    Marlene: Fuck Sirius, marry James, kill Remus. I love you, Remus, sorry!

    Mary: Fuck Sirius, fuck James, fuck Remus. Oh, fine. Fuck Sirius, marry James, kill Remus.

    Donna: Kill Sirius. Kill James. Kill Remus. No?
    Fine. Fuck James. Marry Remus. Kill Sirius.

    Carlotta: Fuck James. Marry Remus. Kill Sirius.

    Shelley: Fuck James. Marry James. Kill Sirius.

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  113. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 3:23 PM

    Reg, What is your favorite school subject? What do you do in your spare time?

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  114. JulesApril 9, 2011 at 3:23 PM

    "Mulciber--Quick! You-Know-Who's coming to your house for dinner tonight. What do you make?!"

    Four for you, Eliza. You go, Eliza!

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  115. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 3:24 PM

    ADAM would you consider going out with Marlene if, say, you found out she was desperately in love with you and sorry for what she said about not returning your affections and completely jealous of Prudence Bloody Daly and her overall annoyingly sunshiney attitude that somehow has caught your attention?!?!?!
    (.........pant.....pant....)

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  116. N. MulciberApril 9, 2011 at 3:24 PM

    Mulciber--Quick! You-Know-Who's coming to your house for dinner tonight. What do you make?!

    Fettucini Alfredo.

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  117. KatieApril 9, 2011 at 3:24 PM

    @Lily- Who's your favorite poet?

    @Ira- How do you feel about being kicked by Donna?

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  118. James PotterApril 9, 2011 at 3:25 PM

    "James, why would you even attempt to deny that you love Evans when we all know you PRACTICALLY admitted to Alice in the Ministry? And yes, I was using Extendable Ears to hear your conversation from afar."

    Extendable Ears won't be invented until the 90s by Fred and George Weasley.
    Lawyered.

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  119. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 3:25 PM

    James, how does it feel to know that Carlotta would rather fuck you than marry you?

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  120. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 3:26 PM

    Carlotta: Fuck James. Marry Remus. Kill Sirius.
    OMG Carlotta!!! I wonder what James thinks of this?!?! NOT VERY PLEASED, I HOPE.

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  121. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 3:26 PM

    Luke - What first attracted you to Lily? Do you blame her at all for what happened to Logan? AND, do you still love her?

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  122. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 3:28 PM

    Clancy, how do you feel about Remus Lupin? Would you ever consider dating him ?:)

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  123. James PotterApril 9, 2011 at 3:28 PM

    "James- smart? Really? And let's say the snitch was interested in you. Wouldn't you rather have the snitch than a quaffle?"


    Well, hypothetically, I guess... I mean... whatever. I don't know. It's too hypothetical.

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  124. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 3:29 PM

    Wow, I fell into that one. Curse my occasional stupidity.
    But you should answer the question, I think. I'm not stupid when it comes to this-
    Why would you deny that you love Evans when you admitted you did to Alice in the Ministry? WHY, JAMES?!

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  125. GertrudeApril 9, 2011 at 3:30 PM

    Lol Fettucini hahahahahahaha

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  126. MarieApril 9, 2011 at 3:31 PM

    Dumbledore: What is your opinion of Team Puppy?

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  127. James PotterApril 9, 2011 at 3:32 PM

    "James, how does it feel to know that Carlotta would rather fuck you than marry you?"

    Yep. Perfect. Not big on the marriage thing...

    "But you should answer the question, I think. I'm not stupid when it comes to this-
    Why would you deny that you love Evans when you admitted you did to Alice in the Ministry? WHY, JAMES?!"

    I don't really enjoy talking about all that "feelings" bullshit.

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  128. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 3:33 PM

    So, Mulciber, any creepy/twisted/psychotic/really-epic-storyline type plans for the our favorite Gryffindors in your years? Especially Evans, Lupin, Macdonald and Price? Do spill.

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  129. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 3:34 PM

    James, what do you think about sharing the sessions with Madame Keepdown with Lily? Also, what's your favorite fruit?

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  130. SarahApril 9, 2011 at 3:35 PM

    Carlotta, what is your number? Should James be worried/considering investing in a hazmat suit?

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  131. Luke HarperApril 9, 2011 at 3:36 PM

    "Luke - What first attracted you to Lily? Do you blame her at all for what happened to Logan? AND, do you still love her?"

    Lily seemed... perfect. When we started. I mean, she's beautiful, kind, clever... but there are a lot of things that she couldn't possibly understand about my family and my brother, and she's... partially to blame... for what happened to Logan. Mostly, it was my fault, and that auror Lathe's...

    Love Lily?
    That's a lot more complicated.

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  132. LilaApril 9, 2011 at 3:36 PM

    Lily, why do you like James? He obviously doesn't fit your romantic quota and he's a bit of a jerk who doesn't want to get married.

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  133. DumbledoreApril 9, 2011 at 3:36 PM

    "Dumbledore: What is your opinion of Team Puppy?"

    I have always held a position of support and affection for the Puppies.

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  134. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 3:37 PM

    You should really stop avoiding the questions, James. It only makes you look more guilty of lying to us about your real feelings for Lily.
    Clancy, on a scale of 1-10, what would you rate Remus?

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  135. UnknownApril 9, 2011 at 3:38 PM

    Remus, what are your thoughts on polygamy, and how would you like being married to Lily, Donna, and Carlotta?

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  136. SarahApril 9, 2011 at 3:38 PM

    Kingsley, how do you feel about a potential romance between your coworker and sister?

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  137. Lily EvansApril 9, 2011 at 3:39 PM

    "What's your favorite thing about James?"

    His nerve and the way he talks.


    "Lily, why do you like James? He obviously doesn't fit your romantic quota and he's a bit of a jerk who doesn't want to get married."

    Don't I know it?

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  138. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 3:39 PM

    Lily, Marlene, Mary - What would you name your first born son? Daughter?

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  139. Lily EvansApril 9, 2011 at 3:40 PM

    "lily, what is your opinion of james's hair?"

    Someone needs to put it in order, and I'm not saying it has to be me, because I'm sure I wouldn't enjoy touching it at all. AT ALL.

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  140. Clancy GoshawkApril 9, 2011 at 3:42 PM

    "Clancy, how do you feel about Remus Lupin? Would you ever consider dating him ?:)"

    Well... I have a boyfriend...

    But Remus Lupin is a really wonderful boy. He's really sweet and funny, and not at all like you might expect someone who's known as a "Marauder" to be. And his shirts are really well-ironed.

    "On a scale of 1-10, what would you rate Remus?"

    Solid 9.746329

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  141. kneelb4toddApril 9, 2011 at 3:43 PM

    James say that Lily and Carlotta are both dangling off separate cliffs, right? Slipping finger grips, feet swinging yelling and carrying on, the whole dramatic debacle. Well, if they're both hanging there, and you're the only person around to help...who are you saving first?

    Disclaimer: I didn't make up this question.

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  142. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 3:43 PM

    James' house-elf.
    I've always wondered- how DO you know Lily's name?

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  143. Remus LupinApril 9, 2011 at 3:44 PM

    "Remus, what are your thoughts on polygamy, and how would you like being married to Lily, Donna, and Carlotta?"

    Polygamy? Because marriage needs to be THAT much more complicated?

    Carlotta's dating James, and Lily's very nice, but I don't think we'd get along very well in a marriage. And Donna would probably kill me in my sleep.

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  144. UnknownApril 9, 2011 at 3:44 PM

    @Todd--WIN

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  145. Kingsley ShackleboltApril 9, 2011 at 3:45 PM

    "Kingsley, how do you feel about a potential romance between your coworker and sister?"

    Say, what now?

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  146. UnknownApril 9, 2011 at 3:45 PM

    Sirius, do you fancy any girls in your year?

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  147. LizApril 9, 2011 at 3:46 PM

    Hey, Donna, what would you do if Sirius, Remus, Peter, or James asked you out? Or Lathe?!

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  148. James and LilyApril 9, 2011 at 3:46 PM

    "James say that Lily and Carlotta are both dangling off separate cliffs, right? Slipping finger grips, feet swinging yelling and carrying on, the whole dramatic debacle. Well, if they're both hanging there, and you're the only person around to help...who are you saving first?"

    James: Carlotta. Evans has already proved she's got very strong arms, right, Snaps? Knocked Mulciber down, didn't you?

    Lily: Oh shut up.

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  149. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 3:46 PM

    James and Sirius, where´s the bromance?

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  150. James's House ElfApril 9, 2011 at 3:47 PM

    Twitchet is obliged not to talk about Master James's business, thank-you.

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  151. SarahApril 9, 2011 at 3:47 PM

    Donna, why did you owl Lathe to alert the aurors when you could have just as easily owled Kinsgley?

    Kingsley, come on, all the great romances start out late night between a bartender and a regular who might favor odgens

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  152. JulesApril 9, 2011 at 3:47 PM

    James and Sirius, where´s the bromance?

    All up in Chapter 32.

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  153. kneelb4toddApril 9, 2011 at 3:48 PM

    Oh, yeah, Sirius, are you ignoring my question to you because it's too spoilerific?

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  154. JulesApril 9, 2011 at 3:48 PM

    "Sirius, do you fancy any girls in your year?"


    AHEM.

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  155. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 3:49 PM

    Lily what would you say if I told you that within 18 months you would be married?

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  156. SaraApril 9, 2011 at 3:49 PM

    OMG Todd! best question xD

    Lily- Do you plan on telling James how you feel about him? Also, would you mind punching Carlotta in the face? for the sake of the puppies of course.

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  157. Carlotta MeloniApril 9, 2011 at 3:50 PM

    "Carlotta, what is your number? Should James be worried/considering investing in a hazmat suit?"

    First of all, I'm clean.
    Second of all, I don't obsess over numbers.
    Third of all, of COURSE we're using something. I'm not an idiot.

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  158. SaraApril 9, 2011 at 3:51 PM

    james- do you think that maybe you don't like marriage because you just haven't found the right girl yet? or maybe you have found her, but you're in denial and dating someone else?

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  159. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 3:51 PM

    3:49 LOL nice!
    JAMES what would you say if I told you that within 18 months you would be married?! You obviously aren't too partial to the idea of marriage, so...

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  160. Sirius BlackApril 9, 2011 at 3:53 PM

    "Sirius, what are your plans for sabotaging the Quaffle's relationship with James now you know for sure the Snitch is interested?"

    Well, to be honest, and I feel just awful saying this, I almost feel bad for Meloni. 'Sides, Lily ranted and ranted about how I'd better not do or say or think or imagine or think about thinking about saying or doing anything, so, my options are limited.

    Of course, if an opportunity arose...

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  161. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 3:53 PM

    Hey, James and Lily, what are your favorite drinks?

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  162. Donna ShackleboltApril 9, 2011 at 3:54 PM

    "Hey, Donna, what would you do if Sirius, Remus, Peter, or James asked you out? Or Lathe?!"

    Roll my eyes and tell them I had ancient runes homework.

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  163. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 3:54 PM

    James, are you avoiding my question because you don't like all that feelings bullshit? Can you at least tell me what your favorite fruit is?
    I'm anon 3:34(:

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  164. Kat T.April 9, 2011 at 3:54 PM

    So Lily if you could use a famous personality to describe yourself and each of your friends who would make it?

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  165. JennApril 9, 2011 at 3:55 PM

    Lily, Donna, Mary, Marlene, James, Sirius, Remus, Peter: What is your favourite place in Hogwarts? (ie, library/Forbidden Forrest)

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  166. Donna ShackleboltApril 9, 2011 at 3:56 PM

    "Donna, why did you owl Lathe to alert the aurors when you could have just as easily owled Kinsgley?"

    EXCELLENT question.
    I thought Kingsley was on assignment, because that's what he told me. I didn't know that he was on the same "assignment" that Lathe was on. For all I knew, Lathe was at home eating chocolate frogs and listening to the wireless, so I owled Lathe.

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  167. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 3:57 PM

    Lily, how would you feel if I told you that you would be pregnant in a bit over 2 years?

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  168. Lily EvansApril 9, 2011 at 3:59 PM

    "What would you say if I told you in 18 months you'll be married?"

    LOL.

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  169. JulesApril 9, 2011 at 4:02 PM

    Keep the questions coming. Lol, I'm on my way out for a bit, but all will be answered. =)

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  170. ShayApril 9, 2011 at 4:02 PM

    I love you, Jules.

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  171. UnknownApril 9, 2011 at 4:06 PM

    Jules, I love you for these. Fuck my life for having to go take my little brother to the fair.

    James, just wanna say you're my favorite Marauder, even over Sirius. And props on you not talking about your feeling (even though we all know what they are). Guys should never tell a girl that they like them. It makes them look like an idiot.

    Gotta go! Toodaloo!!

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  172. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 4:06 PM

    Todd, you so win for asking the cliff question.

    Lily, what's your ideal first date? Can you describe your perfect man?

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  173. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 4:06 PM

    Lily, how would you feel if I told you Sirius was going to be the best man at your wedding?

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  174. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 4:07 PM

    Peter, you're my fav Marauder.

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  175. kneelb4toddApril 9, 2011 at 4:09 PM

    Remus, how do you feel about pink hair?

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  176. SaraApril 9, 2011 at 4:09 PM

    Peter- could you do me a favor and not hang out with people who support Voldemort? Your friends love you :)

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  177. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 4:13 PM

    Shelley- how does it feel to be a complete bitch?

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  178. lindsay mApril 9, 2011 at 4:19 PM

    I always think that time gives people a lot of perspective. Future James (at the end of 7th year): thoughts on your brief time dating carlotta/ would you do it again knowing lily liked you in the summer?

    End of 7th year Lily: if you could go back to petunia's wedding night would you have kisses james

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  179. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 4:19 PM

    Hey James, what would you do if you and Lily were randomly betrothed?

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  180. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 4:20 PM

    hey, lindsay, i think these questions are meant for chapter 31 only.

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  181. kneelb4toddApril 9, 2011 at 4:22 PM

    420 shhh, don't remind Jules.

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  182. UnknownApril 9, 2011 at 4:26 PM

    Lathe, how did you decide to become an Auror?

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  183. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 4:28 PM

    Professor Ramsey, was that your daughter at the Feast? Why was she there?

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  184. lindsay mApril 9, 2011 at 4:29 PM

    Also future Lily: you described your first kiss as perfect, the angels were smiling and all that jazz, describe in one or two words your first kiss with James

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  185. Kayla 2.7April 9, 2011 at 4:47 PM

    This is the BEST THREAD EVERRRRRR.

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  186. lindsay mApril 9, 2011 at 4:49 PM

    If jules doesn't want to answer she doesn't have to, but I think they are legit questions

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  187. were-rhinoApril 9, 2011 at 4:54 PM

    Lathe, which do you think tastes better: Donna Shacklebolt or Ogden's finest?

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  188. were-rhinoApril 9, 2011 at 4:54 PM

    no i am not a pervert what

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  189. ElizaApril 9, 2011 at 4:58 PM

    Twitchet the house elf--do you hope that someday you'll find a love as great as Grawp/Winky?

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  190. kneelb4toddApril 9, 2011 at 5:08 PM

    I nominate Eliza's brain as the Best Thing Ever Created. Can a get a second?

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  191. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 5:20 PM

    Er...Third...?

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  192. CharleneApril 9, 2011 at 5:34 PM

    Carlotta's family, Do you know how "friendly" she is?

    Does Carlotta have siblings? How old are they? Pureblood? Halfblood? muggleborn?

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  193. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 5:53 PM

    Question for Snape: how do you feel about the fact that James and Carlotta dating? Do you envy James because one of hottest girls is dating him or are you in favour of puppy killing?

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  194. KatieApril 9, 2011 at 6:37 PM

    Everyone: If you could spend twenty-four hours as any creature that flies, what creature would you pick?

    Lily: How exactly are we supposed to figure out everything by their answer?

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  195. KatieApril 9, 2011 at 6:45 PM

    James: If you had three drops of Veritserum, who would you use them on, and what would you ask?

    Lily: How are things going with the Head Boy?

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  196. KatieApril 9, 2011 at 6:59 PM

    Oh dear lord, will everyone PLEASE stop asking James about fruit?! Hmm my question goes to...

    Sirius, why do you have a problem with Carlotta and James? Don't get me wrong--I adore you for it, I just wondered!

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  197. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 7:17 PM

    Marlene - You and Sirius seem to be pretty close, he even said that he would take you to the xmas ball. What do you think about him?

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  198. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 7:23 PM

    Adam: What is your idea of a perfect date?

    200! Onwards to page 2.

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  199. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 7:34 PM

    Sirius: why did you and carlotta never get together

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  200. AnonymousApril 9, 2011 at 7:37 PM

    Er Katie I think we can ask whatever questions we want. If that's alright with you, that is. I mean, this whole thing is up to you, isn't it?

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