Chapter 34 Non-Spoilers

So, for those who are new, Non-Spoilers are spoilers for the next chapter that are not very spoilery, or do not appear very spoilery. For instance, in Chapter 34:

Lily tells a story.
Carlotta drops her books.
James plans on discussing Quidditch.
People apologize.
Ravenclaws have breakfast.
Peter contributes.
The Marauders have something in common.
Shelley and Carlotta fight.
Mary reads Witch Weekly.
Donna fights with her hair.
Delia Greengrass works for the Ministry.
Lily goes to the library.

I always make one of these for each chapter, but this is one of my favorites so far, so I thought I'd drop it here.

Chapter 34 Things

So, Chapter 34 is--as of now-- called "Meloni v. Mumps."
(or "The Ballad of John and Yoko")
You can expect:

• Resolution on what Clancy is going to do about Charlie
• Marauder shenanigans
• An explosion
• Lily and James's counseling session with Keepdown
• Halloween

AND here's an excerpt.

“Do we knock or...”
Lily held up her hand for silence though, leaning close and listening, for—as James realized a moment later—there were voices coming from within.
“Is that...?”
“Shelley,” said Lily. “It’s Shelley’s voice.”